Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[Tank]

[Tank]

[Asmodean]

..? That is not a very easy geometric shape to describe, but nor is it difficult.

You have a distinct attachment thingy with two holes in it. That can be used as a point fo reference. From there, the circular parts likely have a radius, the straight parts likely have a length and the rest is just about right, left and some detail descriptions.

[Siz]

Is that how you describe yours? Who am I to argue...?!

[Asmodean]

It looks something like this on a Vectra, I think:



Beyond dimensions and the number and spacing of those attachment eyes, not a very difficult shape.

[Siz]

It looks something like this on a Vectra, I think:



Beyond dimensions and the number and spacing of those attachment eyes, not a very difficult shape.

Oh, behave...

[Asmodean]

It is behaving quite properly, thank you very much.

oO(Unlike my handbrake, an ABS gasket and heater  I'm SO buying an Insignia this summer.)

[Essie Mae]

That just made me more determined to look. Very clever.

DON'T PRESS THE BUTTON!!!

Think Pandora was one of my ancestors.

[Essie Mae]

..? That is not a very easy geometric shape to describe, but nor is it difficult.

You have a distinct attachment thingy with two holes in it. That can be used as a point fo reference. From there, the circular parts likely have a radius, the straight parts likely have a length and the rest is just about right, left and some detail descriptions.

What a load of bollocks.

[Asmodean]

..? That is not a very easy geometric shape to describe, but nor is it difficult.

You have a distinct attachment thingy with two holes in it. That can be used as a point fo reference. From there, the circular parts likely have a radius, the straight parts likely have a length and the rest is just about right, left and some detail descriptions.

What a load of bollocks.

Do substantiate. From where I sit, everything I said was accurate.

[Essie Mae]

Two days without any HAF jokes - I need my fix - more pease.

[Guardian85]

Two days without any HAF jokes - I need my fix - more pease.

If you say so......


An old man was laying on his death bed. With only hours to live, he suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen. With his last bit of energy, the old man pulled himself out from his bed, across the floor to the stairs, and down the stairs to the kitchen.
There, the old man's wife was baking chocolate chip cookies. With his last ounce of energy, the old man reached for a cookie. His wife, however, quickly smacked him across the back of his hand, and exclaimed, "Leave them alone, they're for the funeral!"

[OldGit]

[Magdalena]

An old man was laying on his death bed. With only hours to live, he suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen. With his last bit of energy, the old man pulled himself out from his bed, across the floor to the stairs, and down the stairs to the kitchen.
There, the old man's wife was baking chocolate chip cookies. With his last ounce of energy, the old man reached for a cookie. His wife, however, quickly smacked him across the back of his hand, and exclaimed, "Leave them alone, they're for the funeral!"

I love your jokes!  I always share them.

[Tank]