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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Icarus

#2670
September 28, 2014, 02:49:24 AM
^ hoot!

Tank

#2671
September 29, 2014, 08:53:25 PM
Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?

A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#2672
September 29, 2014, 10:34:25 PM
Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses

A: Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#2673
September 29, 2014, 10:35:16 PM
Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?

A: "Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#2674
September 30, 2014, 04:19:03 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

joeactor

#2675
September 30, 2014, 09:00:21 PM
There's a car in that picture?!?!?

Asmodean

#2676
October 01, 2014, 06:17:58 AM
Obvious fake.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Magdalena

#2677
October 01, 2014, 06:50:31 AM
This looks like classical conditioning, Ivan Pavlov would be so proud of these guys.  ;D




"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Tank

#2678
October 01, 2014, 01:08:06 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

#2679
October 01, 2014, 02:43:47 PM
...Unless, of course, the resourceful boyfriend is ready at the right moment. In that case, who's going to jail is an open question.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

#2680
October 02, 2014, 08:26:01 PM
Prepare the eye bleach...
















































If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Essie Mae

#2681
October 02, 2014, 10:10:24 PM
Quote from: Tank on October 02, 2014, 08:26:01 PM
Prepare the eye bleach...

















































I WAS eating my dinner.
Hell is empty and all the devils are here. Wm Shakespeare

Tank

#2682
October 02, 2014, 10:41:42 PM
I did warn you  :D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Essie Mae

#2683
October 02, 2014, 10:46:29 PM
That just made me more determined to look. Very clever.
Hell is empty and all the devils are here. Wm Shakespeare

Tank

#2684
October 02, 2014, 10:50:41 PM
Quote from: Essie Mae on October 02, 2014, 10:46:29 PM
That just made me more determined to look. Very clever.
DON'T PRESS THE BUTTON!!!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.
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