Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[jumbojak]

I don't know why, but I love the idea of lording my outlandish 5'7 (joke, I know that's not that tall compared to SOME people) height over Joseph Stalin. Like, "Oh, here Stalin, let me get that pitcher off the top shelf for you. No, no, don't pull up a chair! I got it!"

Truman called jim a "little squirt."

[Dobermonster]

Stalin was only about 5' 2".

5'5" is what I've seen given most often for Stalin.

[Michael1]

While Hitler's moped only made it to 40-45 km/h.

[Ali]

These made me laugh.

[Tom62]

[Biggus Dickus]

^^ I love that

Can someone finish the math if: 10 personas = 3 Americans = ? Europeans?

I like these:

[Magdalena]

[Tank]

[Biggus Dickus]

Two nuns are in the bath.

Nun1: Where's the soap?

Nun2: Yes, it does rather.

[OldGit]

^ LOL!

[Pasta Chick]

The real joke is the horrible, raging yeast infection y'all are fantasizing about.

[Biggus Dickus]

The real joke is the horrible, raging yeast infection y'all are fantasizing about.

So you've bathed with nuns before have you? Cool!

[Pasta Chick]

The real joke is the horrible, raging yeast infection y'all are fantasizing about.

So you've bathed with nuns before have you? Cool!

Seriously, that joke took me a while, because YOU DO NOT DO THAT WITH SOAP.

...I thought it was the same for guys.  The ones I've spoken to anyway.

[Biggus Dickus]

The real joke is the horrible, raging yeast infection y'all are fantasizing about.

So you've bathed with nuns before have you? Cool!

Seriously, that joke took me a while, because YOU DO NOT DO THAT WITH SOAP.

...I thought it was the same for guys.  The ones I've spoken to anyway.

That would be one interestingly shaped bar of soap. 

[Pasta Chick]

RULE #34

Are my male friends the only ones stupid enough to use soap as lube?  Or are they the only ones affected by it?