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Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Claireliontamer


jumbojak


"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz

Biggus Dickus

I went to see my therapist yesterday, she told me one of my issues or problems is waking up grumpy every morning, but I told her I never wake up grumpy and always let her sleep in.
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

OldGit


OldGit



Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.


Tank

I'd best not show my wife. It would cost her a new keyboard!!!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Ali

I don't know who he is, but if Claire doesn't like him that is good enough for me. Smacked him around a bit for you.

Claireliontamer

Quote from: Ali on August 13, 2014, 07:44:59 PM
I don't know who he is, but if Claire doesn't like him that is good enough for me. Smacked him around a bit for you.

He was until very recently the UK Minister for Education. 

OldGit


joeactor


joeactor


OldGit