Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

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Tom62

#2490
July 08, 2014, 07:02:09 PM
The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.
Robert A. Heinlein

Biggus Dickus

#2491
July 08, 2014, 08:39:32 PM
The moment it all becomes crystal clear.



"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

xSilverPhinx

#2492
July 09, 2014, 01:23:40 PM
^ :D
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Biggus Dickus

#2493
July 10, 2014, 02:07:34 PM
I'm a huge fan of Gary Larson so I love all of his Far Side strips, but for some reason this one really gets to me. ;D

"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Tank

#2494
July 10, 2014, 04:25:21 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Icarus

#2495
July 11, 2014, 05:42:08 AM
Q: Have you found Jesus?

A: I did not know he was lost, is there a cash reward for his return?

Icarus

#2496
July 11, 2014, 06:53:16 AM
This could go in the Video thread but it is full of jokes. LMAO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIBx1eMhzHQ.

Claireliontamer

#2497
July 12, 2014, 07:55:41 PM

jumbojak

#2498
July 12, 2014, 09:34:00 PM
^ ???

"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz

Claireliontamer

#2499
July 12, 2014, 10:06:55 PM
It's football......

Tank

#2500
July 12, 2014, 10:17:44 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Claireliontamer

#2501
July 13, 2014, 08:05:35 PM

Biggus Dickus

#2502
July 14, 2014, 01:19:43 AM
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

jumbojak

#2503
July 14, 2014, 01:33:43 AM
Quote from: Bruno on July 14, 2014, 01:19:43 AM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on July 12, 2014, 10:06:55 PM
It's football......
Soccer.

I bet if we call it Association Football for long enough they'll be begging us to call it soccer.

"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz

Biggus Dickus

#2504
July 14, 2014, 02:48:05 PM
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."
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