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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Pasta Chick

#2475
July 03, 2014, 02:48:36 PM
^Nice.

joeactor

#2476
July 04, 2014, 01:57:03 AM

Essie Mae

#2477
July 04, 2014, 09:39:08 AM
I love play on words jokes.
Hell is empty and all the devils are here. Wm Shakespeare

Ihateyoumike

#2478
July 04, 2014, 05:14:11 PM
Well I guess I'm the stupid one. :-/ I don't get the joke. I did have to look up what ennui means... But nothing. Guess this one went right over my head.
Prayers that need no answer now, cause I'm tired of who I am
You were my greatest mistake, I fell in love with your sin
Your littlest sin.

Magdalena

#2479
July 04, 2014, 05:54:37 PM
Quote from: Ihateyoumike on July 04, 2014, 05:14:11 PM
Well I guess I'm the stupid one. :-/ I don't get the joke. I did have to look up what ennui means... But nothing. Guess this one went right over my head.
Oh my Asmo!
IHYM, I did the same thing, but I didn't want to say anything. I still don't get it.  :-[
Can I sit next to you right now?

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Ihateyoumike

#2480
July 04, 2014, 07:20:52 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on July 04, 2014, 05:54:37 PM
Quote from: Ihateyoumike on July 04, 2014, 05:14:11 PM
Well I guess I'm the stupid one. :-/ I don't get the joke. I did have to look up what ennui means... But nothing. Guess this one went right over my head.
Oh my Asmo!
IHYM, I did the same thing, but I didn't want to say anything. I still don't get it.  :-[
Can I sit next to you right now?

Yes, you may sit next to me and we'll both hang our heads in shame.
Prayers that need no answer now, cause I'm tired of who I am
You were my greatest mistake, I fell in love with your sin
Your littlest sin.

Kody

#2481
July 06, 2014, 05:28:23 AM
Quote from: Ihateyoumike on July 04, 2014, 05:14:11 PM
Well I guess I'm the stupid one. :-/ I don't get the joke. I did have to look up what ennui means... But nothing. Guess this one went right over my head.

I had to look it up too. I think the key is the pronunciation, but I'm not 100%.

Guardian85

#2482
July 06, 2014, 03:59:19 PM


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Tank

#2483
July 06, 2014, 04:14:07 PM
^^^ LOL!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Pasta Chick

#2484
July 06, 2014, 04:17:37 PM
It's called Nitro Coffee

Asmodean

#2485
July 06, 2014, 09:05:15 PM
Quote from: Tank on July 06, 2014, 04:14:07 PM
^^^ LOL!
Nah... Not that effective.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Biggus Dickus

#2486
July 07, 2014, 06:47:00 PM
I don't know about the rest of the guys here, but I hate when this happens.

"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Ali

#2487
July 07, 2014, 07:03:12 PM
Quote from: Bruno on July 07, 2014, 06:47:00 PM
I don't know about the rest of the guys here, but I hate when this happens.


What? She's just being friendly.

Eta: and now I'm off to go look up ennui.

Pasta Chick

#2488
July 07, 2014, 07:16:20 PM
He should feel complimented that she finds him so attractive.

Asmodean

#2489
July 08, 2014, 01:45:39 AM
Quote from: Bruno on July 07, 2014, 06:47:00 PM
I don't know about the rest of the guys here, but I hate when this happens.


Same. I don't like being hit on.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.
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