Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

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Asmodean

#2415
June 18, 2014, 09:51:10 AM
Well, that sounds... Suspicious.
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Biggus Dickus

#2416
June 19, 2014, 11:26:24 PM
What do Rooney, both of my grandmothers, the Pope, my neighbors dog, Che Guevara, and Winnie the Pooh all have in common?
Oh and all of the inhabitants of middle earth.
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Crow

#2417
June 20, 2014, 01:13:37 AM
Quote from: Bruno on June 19, 2014, 11:26:24 PM
What do Rooney, both of my grandmothers, the Pope, my neighbors dog, Che Guevara, and Winnie the Pooh all have in common?
Oh and all of the inhabitants of middle earth.

What?
Retired member.

Biggus Dickus

#2418
June 20, 2014, 03:01:36 AM
Quote from: Crow on June 20, 2014, 01:13:37 AM
Quote from: Bruno on June 19, 2014, 11:26:24 PM
What do Rooney, both of my grandmothers, the Pope, my neighbors dog, Che Guevara, and Winnie the Pooh all have in common?
Oh and all of the inhabitants of middle earth.

What?

Never mind I was going to say score a goal during a world cup, but he fucked the joke up :'(t
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Tank

#2419
June 20, 2014, 07:12:05 AM
Quote from: Bruno on June 20, 2014, 03:01:36 AM
Quote from: Crow on June 20, 2014, 01:13:37 AM
Quote from: Bruno on June 19, 2014, 11:26:24 PM
What do Rooney, both of my grandmothers, the Pope, my neighbors dog, Che Guevara, and Winnie the Pooh all have in common?
Oh and all of the inhabitants of middle earth.

What?

Never mind I was going to say score a goal during a world cup, but he fucked the joke up :'(t
:D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

OldGit

#2420
June 20, 2014, 09:14:53 AM

Guardian85

#2421
June 21, 2014, 03:26:37 AM
There was a young actress from Crewe,
Who remarked as the vicar withdrew,
The Bishop was quicker,
and thicker and slicker,
And two inches longer than you.


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Tank

#2422
June 21, 2014, 10:11:29 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Magdalena

#2423
June 21, 2014, 07:19:05 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 21, 2014, 10:11:29 AM


I like it.  :D

Where can I get one?  ???

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Tank

#2424
June 21, 2014, 07:20:03 PM
The French army surplus store.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Magdalena

#2425
June 21, 2014, 07:32:05 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 21, 2014, 07:20:03 PM
The French army surplus store.

It's so obvious!!

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

OldGit

#2426
June 21, 2014, 09:16:02 PM
Why didn't anyone think of that before?  ;D

Biggus Dickus

#2427
June 21, 2014, 09:31:40 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on June 21, 2014, 07:32:05 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 21, 2014, 07:20:03 PM
The French army surplus store.

It's so obvious!!


Is it? I mean it still has the Swiss logo on it. ???
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Tank

#2428
June 21, 2014, 09:35:46 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Claireliontamer

#2429
June 21, 2014, 09:41:21 PM
↑ there are no white flags, it can't be French ;)
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