Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[Claireliontamer]

^^^  Got it! 

[Asmodean]

Does anyone get it?






No spoilers though, if you think you know it keep in it the vault.

I'll give a clue later if needed.

What's to get? Those be four numbers. The end.

Poor Asmosito
Your Ma & Da never read you Dr. Seuss when you were little?

Dr. what? No, I have not.

Regardless, that is simply a collection of four numbers, each represented by division. There are no operators between them and on their own, they carry no manner of significance.

I dare any one to prove otherwise.

[joeactor]

Dr. what? No, I have not.

Regardless, that is simply a collection of four numbers, each represented by division. There are no operators between them and on their own, they carry no manner of significance.

I dare any one to prove otherwise.

The Asmo has not heard of Seuss!
Some kind of madness on the loose!
The remedy is not strange or rarey -
The books are at your local library!
Look for ones with lots of fish.
Perhaps they will fulfill your wish.
Or if you're in a funny mood,
I hear that Horton Hears a Who!
Good luck! God speed! Auf wiedersehen!
(Seuss may drive you quite insane)

[Dobermonster]

Poor Asmosito
Your Ma & Da never read you Dr. Seuss when you were little?

So I was right, but I still don't know why.

[Claireliontamer]

Poor Asmosito
Your Ma & Da never read you Dr. Seuss when you were little?

So I was right, but I still don't know why.

Dr. Suess titles...... 

[Dobermonster]

Poor Asmosito
Your Ma & Da never read you Dr. Seuss when you were little?

So I was right, but I still don't know why.

Dr. Suess titles...... 

I know what the answer is, but I don't understand how the fractions = the answer

[Pasta Chick]

I may be wrong, but wouldn't it make more sense if written

1/5         
1/5 1/5 
1/5 
1/5

Switching to 2/5 in the middle breaks continuity and implies that the fractions them selves hold significance, when they do not.

[Claireliontamer]

Poor Asmosito
Your Ma & Da never read you Dr. Seuss when you were little?

So I was right, but I still don't know why.

Dr. Suess titles...... 

I know what the answer is, but I don't understand how the fractions = the answer

Try reading allowed exactly what Bruno wrote...

[Asmodean]

...implies that the fractions them selves hold significance, when they do not.

Implies no such thing. Not to an engineeringly-minded Asmo anyways. Numbers are just numbers. They signify nothing unless there are implied or written units of measurement and are relatively useless unless there are operators between them.

Ten, for instance. What is ten, exactly? Force? Acceleration? Distance? Let's say it's force in kN. So..? By itself, 10kN has no meaning beyond quantifying some kind of force.

Me, I like letters in my expressions. One for every variable.

[Biggus Dickus]

[Dobermonster]

Poor Asmosito
Your Ma & Da never read you Dr. Seuss when you were little?

So I was right, but I still don't know why.

Dr. Suess titles...... 

I know what the answer is, but I don't understand how the fractions = the answer

Try reading allowed exactly what Bruno wrote...

oh geez...I was reading it as one over five, two over five, etc, thinking WHERE IS THE FISH?? 

[xSilverPhinx]

Wow that sure brings back memories of my childhood

*secretly goes off to read Dr. Seuss books*

Two LSD
One LSD
Three LSD
Free LSD

[Asmodean]

Poor Asmosito
Your Ma & Da never read you Dr. Seuss when you were little?

So I was right, but I still don't know why.

Dr. Suess titles......  

I know what the answer is, but I don't understand how the fractions = the answer

Try reading allowed exactly what Bruno wrote...

oh geez...I was reading it as one over five, two over five, etc, thinking WHERE IS THE FISH??  

Yes, there is that too. Oh, and one fifth in red is a red one fifth, not a red fifth. Five is also red, remember?

There. The Asmo grumpily RUIND the wordplay!  

[Icarus]

I had a warped notion that the fifths had something to do with the way we buy booze in the US. For you furriners, the fifth signifies a fifth of a gallon which translates to about 750ml.

one fifth rum
two fifths tequila
one fifth irish whiskey

.............adds up to three liters of fire water and a severe hangover

[Biggus Dickus]