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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Biggus Dickus

#2385
June 11, 2014, 10:13:57 PM
^^

I like that ;D
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

xSilverPhinx

#2386
June 11, 2014, 10:52:52 PM
Quote from: OldGit on June 11, 2014, 09:48:16 PM


I would put:

Yellow: My share
Aluminium: everyone else's share (removed from my slice)

;D
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Icarus

#2387
June 12, 2014, 06:13:02 AM
Irrefutable accuracy is shown by OG's pie chart. He's being pretty damned selfish about sharing though.

Essie Mae

#2388
June 12, 2014, 08:08:05 AM
Quote from: OldGit on June 11, 2014, 09:42:46 PM
Quote from: EMNo, really I thought it was Old Git apologising for the stink (of one of his farts).

You said that word! :o

The HAF therapy is working.
Hell is empty and all the devils are here. Wm Shakespeare

Biggus Dickus

#2389
June 12, 2014, 02:46:55 PM
Quote from: Essie Mae on June 12, 2014, 08:08:05 AM
Quote from: OldGit on June 11, 2014, 09:42:46 PM
Quote from: EMNo, really I thought it was Old Git apologising for the stink (of one of his farts).

You said that word! :o

The HAF therapy is working.
I'm so proud of you. ;)
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Essie Mae

#2390
June 13, 2014, 05:37:43 PM
Quote from: Bruno on June 12, 2014, 02:46:55 PM
Quote from: Essie Mae on June 12, 2014, 08:08:05 AM
Quote from: OldGit on June 11, 2014, 09:42:46 PM
Quote from: EMNo, really I thought it was Old Git apologising for the stink (of one of his farts).

You said that word! :o

The HAF therapy is working.
I'm so proud of you. ;)

Me too - fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart ......
Hell is empty and all the devils are here. Wm Shakespeare

Tank

#2391
June 13, 2014, 06:08:35 PM
Quote from: Essie Mae on June 13, 2014, 05:37:43 PM
Quote from: Bruno on June 12, 2014, 02:46:55 PM
Quote from: Essie Mae on June 12, 2014, 08:08:05 AM
Quote from: OldGit on June 11, 2014, 09:42:46 PM
Quote from: EMNo, really I thought it was Old Git apologising for the stink (of one of his farts).

You said that word! :o

The HAF therapy is working.
I'm so proud of you. ;)

Me too - fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart ......

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Biggus Dickus

#2392
June 14, 2014, 02:50:16 AM
Does anyone get it?






No spoilers though, if you think you know it keep in it the vault.

I'll give a clue later if needed.
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Dobermonster

#2393
June 14, 2014, 01:07:35 PM
I think I do but I don't know why....

Kody

#2394
June 14, 2014, 02:23:14 PM
Quote from: Bruno on June 14, 2014, 02:50:16 AM
Does anyone get it?

2/625?

Seriously though, I got it. Some things you will always remember, even though it's been 20 years.

OldGit

#2395
June 14, 2014, 02:42:02 PM
I don't get it, despite what seems to be a massive hint from Kody.  ???

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The England Football team visited an orphanage in Brazil today.  "It's heartbreaking to see their sad faces with no hope", said José, aged 6.

Asmodean

#2396
June 14, 2014, 11:42:57 PM
Quote from: Bruno on June 14, 2014, 02:50:16 AM
Does anyone get it?






No spoilers though, if you think you know it keep in it the vault.

I'll give a clue later if needed.
What's to get? Those be four numbers. The end.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Claireliontamer

#2397
June 15, 2014, 10:23:40 AM
Quote from: Bruno on June 14, 2014, 02:50:16 AM
Does anyone get it?






No spoilers though, if you think you know it keep in it the vault.

I'll give a clue later if needed.

I need a clue.....

Siz

#2398
June 15, 2014, 11:47:30 AM
Think Jamie Oliver cooking Snapper, say...

When one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed - Anton LaVey

The universe is a cold, uncaring void. The key to happiness isn't a search for meaning, it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead!

Biggus Dickus

#2399
June 15, 2014, 02:24:23 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on June 14, 2014, 11:42:57 PM
Quote from: Bruno on June 14, 2014, 02:50:16 AM
Does anyone get it?






No spoilers though, if you think you know it keep in it the vault.

I'll give a clue later if needed.
What's to get? Those be four numbers. The end.
Poor Asmosito :'(
Your Ma & Da never read you Dr. Seuss when you were little?
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."
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