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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Tank

#2340
May 21, 2014, 05:39:51 PM
^^^Beat me to it  ;D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#2341
May 23, 2014, 11:31:06 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Pasta Chick

#2342
May 24, 2014, 01:37:59 AM
Mm... Steak...

Tank

#2343
May 24, 2014, 01:08:21 PM
Sorry!























I just couldn't resist this one!




































If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Pasta Chick

#2344
May 28, 2014, 12:57:31 PM
One for OG:

OldGit

#2345
May 28, 2014, 04:12:58 PM
Thanks, PC.  It all applies. ;D

Davin

#2346
May 28, 2014, 04:38:04 PM
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

Magdalena

#2347
May 28, 2014, 06:55:34 PM
^ ^^
That's funny, clever, and accurate.  :D
He's a good actor, he adds "extra creepy" to whatever is creepy.  :)

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Biggus Dickus

#2348
May 28, 2014, 07:12:28 PM
Who wants to hear a good joke?
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Guardian85

#2349
May 28, 2014, 08:27:35 PM
Quote from: Bruno on May 28, 2014, 07:12:28 PM
Who wants to hear a good joke?
Hit me.


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Biggus Dickus

#2350
May 28, 2014, 08:30:24 PM
Sex ;D
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

MariaEvri

#2351
May 29, 2014, 01:58:42 PM
Quote from: Grawlix (Davin) on May 28, 2014, 04:38:04 PM


that made me laugh-and I was on the phone with a client!
God made me an atheist, who are you to question his wisdom!
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Davin

#2352
May 29, 2014, 04:48:05 PM
I can't read the last one without doing a bad Walken impersonation in my head.
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

Magdalena

#2353
May 29, 2014, 06:02:15 PM
Quote from: Grawlix (Davin) on May 29, 2014, 04:48:05 PM
I can't read the last one without doing a bad Walken impersonation in my head.

Is this what you're talking about?

that made me laugh-and I was on the phone with a client!

"that, made me laugh, and I was on the phone, with a client!"

;D

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Davin

#2354
May 29, 2014, 06:03:14 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on May 29, 2014, 06:02:15 PM
Quote from: Grawlix (Davin) on May 29, 2014, 04:48:05 PM
I can't read the last one without doing a bad Walken impersonation in my head.

Is this what you're talking about?

that made me laugh-and I was on the phone with a client!

"that, made me laugh, and I was on the phone, with a client!"

;D
Damn.  ;D Now it is.
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.
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