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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Icarus

#2175
February 20, 2014, 01:08:25 AM
Blond man jokes....The ladies have heard enough of the blond abuse.

A blong guy is having sex with his wife and the window shades were open. The observing neighbors thought it amusing to watch the fun and games. Next day a neighbor tells the blond husband that he should close the shades when he has sex with his wife because the whole neighborhood had watched. Blond man says; Haha jokes on you, I was out of town on a business trip yesterday.

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Two blond guys find three live hand grenades. They figured they'd better turn them over to the police. One of them says; what if one of them explodes before we turn them in? The other one says; We'll lie and say that we found only two.

OldGit

#2176
February 21, 2014, 11:54:52 AM

Tank

#2177
February 21, 2014, 02:03:27 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Siz

#2178
February 21, 2014, 04:31:16 PM

When one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed - Anton LaVey

The universe is a cold, uncaring void. The key to happiness isn't a search for meaning, it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead!

Tank

#2179
February 23, 2014, 09:14:43 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

OldGit

#2180
February 23, 2014, 04:30:04 PM


Well, I think it's funny.

Dobermonster

#2181
February 24, 2014, 02:18:04 AM
^ A.C.E . . . that sounds familiar...I think I was enrolled in that for awhile.

OldGit

#2182
February 24, 2014, 11:37:26 AM


If you don't see the joke at first, take a careful look at the photo caption.  From an old copy of the Ludlow Journal.

Davin

#2184
February 24, 2014, 03:15:32 PM
To be fair, is there any difference between Daytona 500 races? They all look the same to me...
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

Crow

#2185
February 24, 2014, 06:16:51 PM
Quote from: Davin on February 24, 2014, 03:15:32 PM
To be fair, is there any difference between Daytona 500 races? They all look the same to me...

But it clearly says along the bottom it is last years race.
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Ihateyoumike

#2186
February 24, 2014, 06:27:23 PM
Quote from: Davin on February 24, 2014, 03:15:32 PM
To be fair, is there any difference between Daytona 500 races? They all look the same to me...

Shit dude, this is making you sound race-ist.
Prayers that need no answer now, cause I'm tired of who I am
You were my greatest mistake, I fell in love with your sin
Your littlest sin.

Davin

#2187
February 24, 2014, 06:58:25 PM
Quote from: Ihateyoumike on February 24, 2014, 06:27:23 PM
Quote from: Davin on February 24, 2014, 03:15:32 PM
To be fair, is there any difference between Daytona 500 races? They all look the same to me...

Shit dude, this is making you sound race-ist.
:D Some of my best friends are Daytona 500s!
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

Ihateyoumike

#2188
February 24, 2014, 07:22:12 PM
Quote from: Davin on February 24, 2014, 06:58:25 PM
Quote from: Ihateyoumike on February 24, 2014, 06:27:23 PM
Quote from: Davin on February 24, 2014, 03:15:32 PM
To be fair, is there any difference between Daytona 500 races? They all look the same to me...

Shit dude, this is making you sound race-ist.
:D Some of my best friends are Daytona 500s!

Oh... What... So you keep a couple of daytonas 500 around to parade about in front of company?

Despicable.  ;D
Prayers that need no answer now, cause I'm tired of who I am
You were my greatest mistake, I fell in love with your sin
Your littlest sin.

Pasta Chick

#2189
February 24, 2014, 07:50:39 PM
Oh come now... I'm sure he has binders full of Daytona 500's he can reference for whatever he needs.  :D
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