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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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OldGit

#2160
February 16, 2014, 05:55:04 PM
Well, that shows the kid has a good grasp of English.  :D

Buddy

#2161
February 16, 2014, 06:21:52 PM
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Tank

#2162
February 16, 2014, 06:24:10 PM
So a police car would be a sausage roller?
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Guardian85

#2163
February 16, 2014, 06:52:57 PM


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Buddy

#2164
February 16, 2014, 07:17:08 PM


Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Asmodean

#2165
February 17, 2014, 12:11:10 AM
YES! The Church of Divine Asmology, it teaches that there.  :D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

OldGit

#2166
February 18, 2014, 08:11:37 PM

Guardian85

#2167
February 18, 2014, 08:52:13 PM
A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent. The doctor says, "I'm not sure I understand what you mean." She says, "Well, the first 100% you can imagine. In addition, he burned his tongue and broke his finger!"


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

OldGit

#2168
February 19, 2014, 10:08:37 AM

Dobermonster

#2169
February 19, 2014, 11:28:10 AM
^ It would be difficult to imagine a more punchable face. The photoshop just makes it even more so.

Marvin

#2170
February 19, 2014, 01:29:19 PM
Quote from: Dobermonster on February 19, 2014, 11:28:10 AM
^ It would be difficult to imagine a more punchable face. The photoshop just makes it even more so.

Wouldn't it be better to poke him in the eye with a stick?
Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!

Tank

#2171
February 19, 2014, 03:29:45 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#2172
February 19, 2014, 03:43:48 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#2173
February 19, 2014, 03:45:36 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

joeactor

#2174
February 19, 2014, 09:16:46 PM
^ ouch...
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