Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[Tank]

[Pasta Chick]

[OldGit]

^ Funny.

[Asmodean]

The joke being the tininess of the spider for it to squeeze through that little hole?

[Tank]

The joke being the tininess of the spider for it to squeeze through that little hole?

The joke is that the spider is no longer under the cup.

[OldGit]

Exactly.  It's escaped and may even now be sneaking up on the reader.

[OldGit]

[MariaEvri]

and africa and s. america make a dinosaur!

[OldGit]

[Claireliontamer]

[OldGit]

^ LOL!  Guess what mine turns  out to be.  

[Pasta Chick]

Yeah, pretty much:

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

[Pasta Chick]

And because I'm full of 'em today:

I used to pray to God for a bicycle every day.  Then I got a little older, and I realized prayer doesn't work that way.  So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. 

[OldGit]

[Buddy]