Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[Claireliontamer]

Arrest Blair It's not actually a joke, but I do find it very amusing.

It's brilliant!

[OldGit]

Arrest Blair It's not actually a joke, but I do find it very amusing.

When I click that link I get a 404 error, however the whole site does appear here.

Seems a worthy campaign to me.  We need to nail these criminals before they die - I was so disappointed when Edward Heath died; I had hoped to see him hanged for treason.

[Ihateyoumike]

Now that I've seen it, I can't unsee it. Not that I'd want to, of course because it's fucking awesome!

[Claireliontamer]

Now that I've seen it, I can't unsee it. Not that I'd want to, of course because it's fucking awesome!

I absolutely love it!

[Icarus]

^^^We HAFers are nothing if not brilliantly imaginative. I'm going for the T-rex/watermelon option.

[Pasta Chick]

But where did the T Rex get a watermelon?  Sounds like some YEC nonsense to me...

[Tom62]

An epic battle between a postman and a cat

[Ihateyoumike]

But where did the T Rex get a watermelon?  Sounds like some YEC nonsense to me...

Where does a T Rex get a watermelon? Aliens, of course. I mean, c'mon PC.. 

[Claireliontamer]

But where did the T Rex get a watermelon?  Sounds like some YEC nonsense to me...

Where does a T Rex get a watermelon? Aliens, of course. I mean, c'mon PC.. 

Did you not know Aliens use watermelons as a mode of transport, I have proof....

[Kody]

But where did the T Rex get a watermelon?  Sounds like some YEC nonsense to me...

Where does a T Rex get a watermelon? Aliens, of course. I mean, c'mon PC.. 

Did you not know Aliens use watermelons as a mode of transport, I have proof....

I always suspected that the watermelons we usually eat are non fertilized alien egg pods...

[Claireliontamer]

The invisible ones are the worst.....

[Icarus]

That is not an imaginary watermelon IHYM is holding. Too small a span to be the size of the fish he caught.  Maybe a description of a GFs bust ,,,,never mind.

[joeactor]

"Why is there a watermelon there?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpVXpCNFOSg

[Ihateyoumike]

[Kody]

His facial expression matches the captioning so well!