Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[Pasta Chick]

Hey now.  What I do know is, it's no joke. 

These are serious baby shower cakes we're talking about here.

[Magdalena]

Hey now.  What I do know is, it's no joke. 

These are serious baby shower cakes we're talking about here.

Gee, thanks for that Pasta Chick...I think.

"Push Olivia, push!" "Push Shelby, push!" "Push Trinity, push!" --Wow!
"Heads up!"--Cute.
Twins--Also cute.
"Ready or not... Here I come!"--Disturbing!
New born with placenta--That's just wrong!
"He shoots...He scores!"--Accurate.
The last one--That's some Psycho-shit! It's nightmarish, too much strawberry jam. This one should be censored.
The water birth--I don't even know where to begin, I'm speechless! I wouldn't eat it.

[Essie Mae]

That's definitely one for the Argggggg!!! thread!

It's just a vagina cake...  ???

Is there a phallic cake to go with it?

[Pasta Chick]

Do you really have to ask?

I strongly advise NO ONE click this link.  There is a reason I did not use image code.  ONCE YOU SEE IT YOU CAN NOT UNSEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course, the funniest ones are the unintentionally phallic cakes:

[Kody]

I strongly advise NO ONE click this link.  There is a reason I did not use image code.  ONCE YOU SEE IT YOU CAN NOT UNSEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

I should have taken your advice...

Edit: I bet it tastes like ass.

[Essie Mae]

Do you really have to ask?

I strongly advise NO ONE click this link.  There is a reason I did not use image code.  ONCE YOU SEE IT YOU CAN NOT UNSEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course, the funniest ones are the unintentionally phallic cakes:

I should have known better!

[Guardian85]

A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him." They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also." They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one." The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."

[Tank]

[Pasta Chick]

Guy Reenacts Romantic Movie Scenes...  With A Dog

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[Asmodean]

Yes, well... Beats what them Pacific Rimers call their cars. Have you seen those names?! Getz, Myvi, Matiz, Cee'd... Terrible. How do you even pronounce Cee'd?!  

Oh, and Ford also make (off the top of my head) Galaxy, Explorer, Expedition and Fusion. One can make pics out of those too. What I don't get is why one would even bother..?

[jumbojak]

Arrest Blair It's not actually a joke, but I do find it very amusing.