Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

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Pasta Chick

#2055
January 01, 2014, 05:01:47 PM

Tank

#2056
January 03, 2014, 08:01:35 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#2057
January 04, 2014, 05:52:38 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Pasta Chick

#2058
January 07, 2014, 05:28:00 PM

Icarus

#2059
January 07, 2014, 06:38:50 PM
^^  ;D

Magdalena

#2060
January 08, 2014, 06:46:44 AM

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Magdalena

#2061
January 08, 2014, 07:06:27 AM

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Pasta Chick

#2062
January 08, 2014, 12:29:52 PM
^ And that would be why I occasionally identify as a Satanist.  God's all, "Nuh-uh, you worship ME!  I wouldn't have to send all this pestilence and shitty weather if you were just better a better flock!"
And Satan's all, "Or you could stop trying to appease that douche and have some fucking fun."

Ultimately it's a false dichotomy, though, as God doesn't exist so Satan as a concept is unnecessary.  So I don't use it much at all.

Kody

#2063
January 08, 2014, 10:34:47 PM
Quote from: magdalena on January 08, 2014, 06:46:44 AM


I absolutely love this standup routine!

Bluenose

#2064
January 09, 2014, 08:13:35 AM
Did you about the woman that walked into the back of a high powered radio transmitter?






The oscillator.






OK, don't hit me!
+++ Divide by cucumber error: please reinstall universe and reboot.  +++

GNU Terry Pratchett

Tank

#2065
January 09, 2014, 03:12:11 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Pasta Chick

#2066
January 09, 2014, 05:56:05 PM
If memory serves me, there are a few other people here who will enjoy this:
They Might Be Hipsters

MariaEvri

#2067
January 09, 2014, 06:15:54 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 09, 2014, 03:12:11 PM


what do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?
-Doyouthinkhesaurus Rex
God made me an atheist, who are you to question his wisdom!
www.poseidonsimons.com

Tank

#2068
January 09, 2014, 08:08:10 PM
Quote from: MariaEvri on January 09, 2014, 06:15:54 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 09, 2014, 03:12:11 PM


what do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?
-Doyouthinkhesaurus Rex
Ohhhhhh!!!! Groan!!!!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#2069
January 14, 2014, 07:38:55 AM Last Edit: January 14, 2014, 07:41:42 AM by Tank
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.
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