Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[Icarus]

OOOH! Cat that is a wicked cartoon. Dirty old man that I am, I rather liked it.

I wonder what ever became of Monica Lewinski.

[Pasta Chick]

OOOH! Cat that is a wicked cartoon. Dirty old man that I am, I rather liked it.

I wonder what ever became of Monica Lewinski.

Last I heard, she had started a handbag company that gained moderate success based off her notoriety.  That was more than a decade ago, though.

[Pasta Chick]

[Tank]

Would that make honey Bee vomit?

[Dobermonster]

Delicious, delicious bee vomit.

[catmandeux]

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[Pasta Chick]

OOOH! Cat that is a wicked cartoon. Dirty old man that I am, I rather liked it.

I wonder what ever became of Monica Lewinski.

Last I heard, she had started a handbag company that gained moderate success based off her notoriety.  That was more than a decade ago, though.

I heard that she has been voting Republican since the 90's because Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

Hm... That seems hard to swallow.

[catmandeux]

OOOH! Cat that is a wicked cartoon. Dirty old man that I am, I rather liked it.

I wonder what ever became of Monica Lewinski.

Last I heard, she had started a handbag company that gained moderate success based off her notoriety.  That was more than a decade ago, though.

I heard that she has been voting Republican since the 90's because Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

Hm... That seems hard to swallow.

It's only hearsay.  I suppose the only way to know for sure would be to ask Monica for the truth; she never seemed shy about spitting it out.

[Crow]

OOOH! Cat that is a wicked cartoon. Dirty old man that I am, I rather liked it.

I wonder what ever became of Monica Lewinski.

I thought you were referring to Fritz the Cat at first.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nq3Ls6kzeE

[catmandeux]

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[Ihateyoumike]

OOOH! Cat that is a wicked cartoon. Dirty old man that I am, I rather liked it.

I wonder what ever became of Monica Lewinski.

Last I heard, she had started a handbag company that gained moderate success based off her notoriety.  That was more than a decade ago, though.

I heard that she has been voting Republican since the 90's because Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

Hm... That seems hard to swallow.

It's only hearsay.  I suppose the only way to know for sure would be to ask Monica for the truth; she never seemed shy about spitting it out.

And why should she. I mean, her reputation was already stained long ago...

[Tank]

[Guardian85]

The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaites him. St. Peter asks who he is.
The Pope: "I am the pope."
St. Peter: "Who? There's no such name in my book."
The Pope: "I'm the representative of God on Earth."
St.Peter: "Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me ..."
The Pope: "But I am the leader of the Catholic Church ..."
St. Peter: "The Catholic church ... Never heard of it ... Wait, I'll check with the boss."

St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with God.
St. Peter: "There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your representative on earth."
God: "I don't have a representative on earth, not that I know of ... Wait, I'll ask Jesus." (yells for Jesus)
Jesus: "Yes father, what's up?"
God and St. Peter explain the situation.
Jesus: "Wait, I'll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow."
Ten minutes pass and Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud. After a few minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he's laughing.
Jesus: "Remember that fishing club I've started 2000 years ago? It still exists!"

[Tank]

[Claireliontamer]