Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[Icarus]

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[OldGit]

[Asmodean]

Been in this one guy's Dodge... I didn't think it was possible to stick so many warning labels on one car... Bloody well everywhere!  Is it just a liability waiver, I wonder? Like... "Well, we fucking TOLD your stupid ass not to do that! LOOK!   "

[Tom62]

[Dobermonster]

I think I will implement Ireland's, Spain's, and Britain's methods. In that order. Repeatedly.

[Tom62]

The German method is false. It should be an endless loop of "Problem ---> Discussing ----> Problem ----> Discussing ----> Problem ..... etc."

[Dobermonster]

The German method is false. It should be an endless loop of "Problem ---> Discussing ----> Problem ----> Discussing ----> Problem ..... etc."

I thought the joke was that there was nothing after the German solution. It was, you might say, final.

[Tom62]

The German method is false. It should be an endless loop of "Problem ---> Discussing ----> Problem ----> Discussing ----> Problem ..... etc."

I thought the joke was that there was nothing after the German solution. It was, you might say, final.

That was in the good old days  .

[Claireliontamer]

The British one is clearly the only one that works!

[Asmodean]

The German method is false. It should be an endless loop of "Problem ---> Discussing ----> Problem ----> Discussing ----> Problem ..... etc."

I thought the joke was that there was nothing after the German solution. It was, you might say, final.

I think it was supposed to demonstrate the shortest path to the solution

The British one is clearly the only one that works!

For the brits, maybe. For me, no amount of tea would aid my problem solving skills, nor will constant breaks and interruptions. I think I'm a bit stereotypically Germanic in that sense. The problem is to be fixed continuously until it goes away.

[joeactor]

Hah!  Saved for posting elsewhere...

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[Tank]

Found here

[Tank]