Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[Pasta Chick]

This is, and will always be, one of my favs:

[Tank]

[Pasta Chick]

[Pasta Chick]

...And I had to run uphill both ways to retrieve it!

[Asmodean]

Uphill both ways?  ???

M.C Escher, save The Asmo!

[Icarus]

I love that last one PC. Great picture. One toy,stick, geezer stuff.

(I walked to school and back, five miles, every day, in the snow. And it was uphill both ways.)

[Tank]

[Eugeny Anatolievich]

Russia!

[OldGit]

Well, you need some music to chop by. 

[Asmodean]

That there, it's a LARGE pile of wood. An enterprising Asmo would have used a wood chopper machine thingy to chop that up.

[Tank]

That there, it's a LARGE pile of wood. An enterprising Asmo would have used a wood chopper machine thingy to chop that up.

He has. It's called a wife.


That was too easy 

[Tom62]

That there, it's a LARGE pile of wood. An enterprising Asmo would have used a wood chopper machine thingy to chop that up.

He has. It's called a wife.


That was too easy 

Tank vs Asmo 1 : 0 

[OldGit]

Mrs Git cuts as much wood as I do with the chainsaw, but I do all the axing.  

What's she doing with her left hand so far along?  I couldn't work like that.

[Kody]

(I walked to school and back, five miles, every day, in the snow. And it was uphill both ways.)

I heard this one many times from my grandfather. He also claimed his family was too poor to afford shoes and wrapped barbed-wire around his bare feet for traction to make the trip.

[OldGit]

Luxury!