Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[Tom62]

'Remember what we used to do when we were young? You used to make soup and we would take or clothes off, sit at the table naked and eat it', grandpa said. Grandma, filled with desire, agreed to have that experience one more time and started cooking. An hour later, grandma and grandpa were sitting at the table, butt naked, staring each other in the eyes. 'Oh honey', grandma said, 'I'm getting this nice warm feeling in my heart again' 'I bet you are', said grandpa', your tits are hanging in the soup'.

[Essie Mae]

Ha ha ha ha ha

[Tank]

[Icarus]

^ LOL!  A seasonal joke, the product of a lively or perhaps sick, imagination. Love it.

[Essie Mae]

Dark and brilliant.

[catmandeux]

Dark and brilliant.

Definitely!!!   

[Tank]

[Kody]

^^ 

[Pasta Chick]

[Pasta Chick]

The Melon "Collies" are multiplying!!

[Kody]

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

[Asmodean]

Right... This kind of stuff is probably where the more uneducated among us get some of their superstitions from in the first place. Not karma, boys and girls, shadows. That's how shadows work.

[Crow]

Right... This kind of stuff is probably where the more uneducated among us get some of their superstitions from in the first place. Not karma, boys and girls, shadows. That's how shadows work.

That's how light works.

[OldGit]

That's how females work.

[Pasta Chick]

Right... This kind of stuff is probably where the more uneducated among us get some of their superstitions from in the first place. Not karma, boys and girls, shadows. That's how shadows work.

I can't think of anyone who take that seriously as "karma" who isn't dumb as a stump to start with.  You can't fix stupid, no matter how many memes you censor.