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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Pasta Chick

#1815
October 19, 2013, 06:42:58 PM
Face-palmingly good:

Magdalena

#1816
October 20, 2013, 01:45:09 AM

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Guardian85

#1817
October 20, 2013, 08:12:15 PM


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Asmodean

#1818
October 20, 2013, 08:29:57 PM
See what? I don't think I see "It", and I have pretty much gone over the image pixel by pixel
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tom62

#1819
October 20, 2013, 08:39:58 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on October 20, 2013, 08:29:57 PM
See what? I don't think I see "It", and I have pretty much gone over the image pixel by pixel

I don't see "it" either.Maybe the "joke" has something to do with marijuana plants?
The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.
Robert A. Heinlein

Ihateyoumike

#1820
October 21, 2013, 12:13:31 AM
Quote from: Tom62 on October 20, 2013, 08:39:58 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on October 20, 2013, 08:29:57 PM
See what? I don't think I see "It", and I have pretty much gone over the image pixel by pixel

I don't see "it" either.Maybe the "joke" has something to do with marijuana plants?

Or that it's a police van maybe? I guess I don't see "it" either.
Prayers that need no answer now, cause I'm tired of who I am
You were my greatest mistake, I fell in love with your sin
Your littlest sin.

catmandeux

#1821
October 21, 2013, 12:46:20 AM Last Edit: March 29, 2014, 01:05:07 AM by catmandeux
..

catmandeux

#1822
October 21, 2013, 01:04:04 AM Last Edit: March 29, 2014, 01:05:20 AM by catmandeux
..

Tank

#1823
October 21, 2013, 06:23:16 AM
Not so much a joke but it made me smile.

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#1824
October 21, 2013, 06:26:50 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

#1825
October 21, 2013, 06:35:01 AM
Quote from: catmandeux on October 21, 2013, 12:46:20 AM
That might make the occupants of the apartment from which the picture was taken feel like defecating masonry.
Over a couple of plants..? But that looks like Europe, that does. Give up your plants, pay the fine and no need for giving birth to building materials.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Guardian85

#1826
October 22, 2013, 12:56:43 AM


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Tank

#1827
October 22, 2013, 06:39:09 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

#1828
October 22, 2013, 01:32:27 PM Last Edit: October 22, 2013, 01:35:11 PM by Asmodean
Quote from: Guardian85 on October 22, 2013, 12:56:43 AM

Isn't that supposed to be one of those radar planes? What do those have to do with "space race"?

Me, I think North Korea is in space race mainly with something like this:

Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Guardian85

#1829
October 22, 2013, 03:50:33 PM
Technically a command and control aircraft, which is used in various nations space programs.


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-
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