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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Tank

#1800
October 14, 2013, 09:12:22 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Pasta Chick

#1801
October 15, 2013, 02:07:50 PM
I know, but I laughed.  Considering the number of people I deal with daily who apparently have no idea that widdle fwuffykins is actually a fine-tuned killing machine. 

Pasta Chick

#1802
October 15, 2013, 06:41:27 PM
The internet is full of them today!

Claireliontamer

#1803
October 15, 2013, 09:30:15 PM

Guardian85

#1804
October 16, 2013, 12:04:24 AM


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Tank

#1805
October 16, 2013, 07:04:49 AM
^^^  :D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#1806
October 16, 2013, 07:27:00 AM
Saw this. Thought of Velma  ;D

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

catmandeux

#1807
October 16, 2013, 12:43:27 PM
I just consulted our cats on this, and they assert that their meows are not random.

OK, maybe I am one of the crazy cat people. 8)

Pasta Chick

#1808
October 16, 2013, 03:35:53 PM
REPENT!  REPENT!



Although to be fair, it's difficult to place too much blame with the invisibility and all...

jumbojak

#1809
October 16, 2013, 03:38:25 PM
Nah, they're only invisible on the outside. Frickin' skittles when you get to the interior.

"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz

MariaEvri

#1810
October 16, 2013, 05:12:38 PM
Quote from: Tank on October 16, 2013, 07:27:00 AM
Saw this. Thought of Velma  ;D



that makes it official. I am a crazy cat/iguana person.
Sometimes a crazy fish person too
God made me an atheist, who are you to question his wisdom!
www.poseidonsimons.com

Tank

#1811
October 16, 2013, 06:47:02 PM
^^^  :D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Guardian85

#1812
October 17, 2013, 03:53:53 PM Last Edit: October 18, 2013, 10:10:24 PM by Guardian85


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Tank

#1813
October 18, 2013, 03:31:43 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Pasta Chick

#1814
October 18, 2013, 04:07:36 PM
^You mean it's not really spelled that way?!  ;D
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