Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

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[Asmodean]

They put doggie there, evil people did, didn't they? 

[Ihateyoumike]

They put doggie there, evil people did, didn't they? 

Wait... It's not a rattie, shouldn't you not care?  ???

[Asmodean]

Still better than humans. Had it been a rattie, however, The Gray Wrath would already be upon them... Or on its way, depending on the quality of their delivery services 

[Crow]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxo81Ok9Urk

[Pasta Chick]

They put doggie there, evil people did, didn't they? 

I would bet the dog had assistance in getting up there, however, I doubt it would be staying there without some level of training.  He's quite well balanced.  While he doesn't look thrilled, if he were in a panic, as a dog who suddenly found himself in such a position without practice most likely would be, he would either freeze up and fall, or try to bolt and fall.

In short, yes, but probably no big deal.

[Tank]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxo81Ok9Urk

That is an absolute classic!! 

[Tank]

[Asmodean]

The Antarctic Desert is larger.  

...The Asmo hereby gives it to ratties. The tropics too. Cats can have nasty Sahara. 

[Pasta Chick]

[Asmodean]

Am I the only one who finds Pluto's demotion reasonable..?  ???

[jumbojak]

No.

[Dobermonster]

Am I the only one who finds Pluto's demotion reasonable..?  ???

Nope

[Pasta Chick]

No, but I don't think that detracts from the joke, either.  He's a former planet scorned, rightly or not.

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