Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

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Asmodean

#1755
October 01, 2013, 02:36:53 PM
Boob job.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

#1756
October 01, 2013, 05:23:28 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

jumbojak

#1757
October 01, 2013, 05:37:56 PM
^ Yes, but how many times?

"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz

Tank

#1758
October 02, 2013, 07:26:02 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

joeactor

#1759
October 02, 2013, 02:59:34 PM

Claireliontamer

#1760
October 02, 2013, 08:18:48 PM
Is it wrong that I laughed at this.......

Tank

#1761
October 02, 2013, 08:33:04 PM
^^^ That's sick!  ;D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

joeactor

#1762
October 02, 2013, 08:35:22 PM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on October 02, 2013, 08:18:48 PM
Is it wrong that I laughed at this.......

Yes... and it's more wrong that you made me laugh at it!

Tank

#1763
October 03, 2013, 07:33:25 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

#1764
October 03, 2013, 10:24:06 AM
I'd get bored with eternity. There may be an infinite number of things to do in the infinite universe, but there is only a finite amount that I actually want to do, and I only want to do them a finite number of times.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

#1765
October 04, 2013, 05:58:15 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Pasta Chick

#1766
October 04, 2013, 12:58:59 PM

Tank

#1767
October 04, 2013, 03:19:55 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

jumbojak

#1768
October 04, 2013, 03:36:10 PM
The one on the right even looks like my dog!

"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz

Claireliontamer

#1769
October 04, 2013, 08:17:03 PM
Quote from: jumbojak on October 04, 2013, 03:36:10 PM
The one on the right even looks like my dog!

Not quite big or clumsy enough!
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