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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Tank

#1740
September 28, 2013, 07:20:17 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#1741
September 29, 2013, 08:03:16 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

OldGit

#1742
September 29, 2013, 11:27:08 AM
You mean .... there's hope for an old git yet?

Tank

#1743
September 29, 2013, 01:38:47 PM
Quote from: OldGit on September 29, 2013, 11:27:08 AM
You mean .... there's hope for an old git yet?
I don't think he'll last long, but I think Vanessa Felps will go first.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

joeactor

#1744
September 29, 2013, 03:09:30 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 29, 2013, 01:38:47 PM
Quote from: OldGit on September 29, 2013, 11:27:08 AM
You mean .... there's hope for an old git yet?
I don't think he'll last long, but I think Vanessa Felps will go first.

He's got a good attitude. Good for him!

OldGit

#1745
September 29, 2013, 05:33:32 PM


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Icarus

#1746
September 30, 2013, 04:40:22 AM
The dude is a klutzy club footed dancer. The chick is good. 

Tank

#1747
September 30, 2013, 06:20:26 AM
Quote from: Icarus on September 30, 2013, 04:40:22 AM
The dude is a klutzy club footed dancer. The chick is good. 
You have to feel sorry for her getting the runt of the litter.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#1748
September 30, 2013, 06:21:50 AM
Quote from: joeactor on September 29, 2013, 03:09:30 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 29, 2013, 01:38:47 PM
Quote from: OldGit on September 29, 2013, 11:27:08 AM
You mean .... there's hope for an old git yet?
I don't think he'll last long, but I think Vanessa Felps will go first.

He's got a good attitude. Good for him!
True. But he still can't dance for toffees, in fact he's doing it for thousands of pounds and the publicity  ;D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tom62

#1749
September 30, 2013, 06:08:37 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 30, 2013, 06:21:50 AM
Quote from: joeactor on September 29, 2013, 03:09:30 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 29, 2013, 01:38:47 PM
Quote from: OldGit on September 29, 2013, 11:27:08 AM
You mean .... there's hope for an old git yet?
I don't think he'll last long, but I think Vanessa Felps will go first.

He's got a good attitude. Good for him!
True. But he still can't dance for toffees, in fact he's doing it for thousands of pounds and the publicity  ;D

What???? He gets paid for that? Where can I sign up?
The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.
Robert A. Heinlein

Claireliontamer

#1750
September 30, 2013, 07:34:23 PM

OldGit

#1751
September 30, 2013, 07:46:50 PM
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Tank

#1752
September 30, 2013, 07:51:31 PM
Quote from: Tom62 on September 30, 2013, 06:08:37 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 30, 2013, 06:21:50 AM
Quote from: joeactor on September 29, 2013, 03:09:30 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 29, 2013, 01:38:47 PM
Quote from: OldGit on September 29, 2013, 11:27:08 AM
You mean .... there's hope for an old git yet?
I don't think he'll last long, but I think Vanessa Felps will go first.

He's got a good attitude. Good for him!
True. But he still can't dance for toffees, in fact he's doing it for thousands of pounds and the publicity  ;D

What???? He gets paid for that? Where can I sign up?
Unfortunately you aren't even a D list celebrity, so you're buggered!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#1753
September 30, 2013, 07:51:48 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#1754
October 01, 2013, 06:29:02 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.
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