Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[catmandeux]

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[Asmodean]

Yes, that was The Gray vengeance for all the nice ratties. No more nice CRTs. 

[Tank]

That's really funny!!! 

When had CRT monitors, aliencat used to love to lay on top, occasionally swatting at the mouse pointer as it moved around on the screen.  Since we have switched to all flat screen tv's and monitors, she has changed her computer and tv watching activity.  Now, when I am using my laptop, she loves to sneak in and sit on the keyboard.  Yesterday, she somehow hit a combination of keys that put the display into portrait mode.  Having never done that intentionally, it took me a while to figure out how to change it back to normal.   ???

You might want to consider something like this http://www.bitboost.com/pawsense/

[OldGit]

How to stay steady hands-free on the Underground.

[Siz]

[Asmodean]

Sort of accurate, that, yes?

[Crow]

Sort of accurate, that, yes?

Yeah. Though it needs another signifier to be more interesting

Heavy metal: Your wearing leather and you know there's a beast.
Doom metal: Your wearing lots of leather standing in some woods and you preach about the beast.
Black metal: Your wearing leather with studs and you obey the beast
Death metal: You are a metal equivalent of an Essex girl therefore not quite the beast but close.
Power metal: You wear leather whilst fantasying about flying through strathemerion on the back of a plinthmingon as you head to fight a dragon.
Viking Metal: You wear leather pants and nothing else whilst fighting the jötnar and thursar.
Thrash metal: You wear denim and gave yourself whiplash whilst fighting the beast.
Metalcore: You like Twilight.
Glam Metal: Your still think its the 80's and you have no idea what this all about.

[Tank]

[Tank]

[Tank]

Canadian memes 

http://themetapicture.com/things-are-somehow-different-in-canada/

[Dobermonster]

Canadian memes  

http://themetapicture.com/things-are-somehow-different-in-canada/

LOL

Actually I have a diary from when I was 8 or 9, and there's an entry where I apologized to the diary for not writing more regularly.

To add:

[Asmodean]

Canada seems to be a really nice place. I might even consider it in my vacation plans...

[Tank]

[Pasta Chick]

^There is, in fact, an app for that.

[Tank]

^There is, in fact, an app for that.

Bloody hell!