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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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joeactor

#1680
September 05, 2013, 02:11:49 AM
... for some reason, I *REALLY* want a beer right now ;-)

Tank

#1681
September 05, 2013, 09:17:58 AM
Quote from: joeactor on September 05, 2013, 02:11:49 AM
... for some reason, I *REALLY* want a beer right now ;-)
Dag nabit now I do too!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Guardian85

#1682
September 05, 2013, 03:46:26 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 05, 2013, 09:17:58 AM
Quote from: joeactor on September 05, 2013, 02:11:49 AM
... for some reason, I *REALLY* want a beer right now ;-)
Dag nabit now I do too!
Me three!


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Asmodean

#1683
September 05, 2013, 06:14:48 PM
Let The Asmo poke a hole in your parade: He wants a kebab. Without beer or any other form of alcohol.  >:(
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

#1684
September 06, 2013, 06:20:52 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Niya

#1685
September 06, 2013, 06:39:38 AM
Not that anyone cares what I say, but the Restaurant is on the other end of the universe." –Marvin
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

joeactor

#1686
September 06, 2013, 02:27:57 PM
(23 years later)

SWF seeks short men. Must be under 5' - No exceptions!

Pasta Chick

#1687
September 07, 2013, 01:29:17 AM

Tank

#1688
September 13, 2013, 08:13:40 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

#1689
September 13, 2013, 08:29:32 PM
Doesn't work for The Asmo. Unfortunately, He is developing a near-immunity like tolerance to caffeine.  :(
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Crow

#1690
September 13, 2013, 11:20:43 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on September 13, 2013, 08:29:32 PM
Doesn't work for The Asmo. Unfortunately, He is developing a near-immunity like tolerance to caffeine.  :(

Modafinial or armodafinil. They are very good at keeping you awake and also very proactive in everything even if you have been awake for 48 hours straight. You concept of time goes out of the window though.
Retired member.

Asmodean

#1691
September 14, 2013, 01:37:49 AM
Insomnia is also good for keeping an Asmo awake. Slightly zombified though... Kind of like Jesus. Only with neatly waxed eyebrows and proper clothing in stead of some dirty rag.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

#1692
September 15, 2013, 10:25:03 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Claireliontamer

#1693
September 15, 2013, 11:41:57 AM
Quote from: Tank on September 15, 2013, 10:25:03 AM


Not strictly true.... an atom doesn't make up everything,  quarks for example ;)

Asmodean

#1694
September 15, 2013, 01:37:29 PM
Also, photons, gluons, the "empty" space... And I'm sure there is far more of that last one than there is of "everything"
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.
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