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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Niya

#1665
August 27, 2013, 05:22:00 AM
/\ lol
Not that anyone cares what I say, but the Restaurant is on the other end of the universe." –Marvin
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

OldGit

#1666
August 27, 2013, 08:29:25 PM

Tank

#1667
August 28, 2013, 03:26:41 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

#1668
August 28, 2013, 04:21:52 PM
Eh..? There be a joke about sleeping on the job there, yes? What is The Asmo not getting?  ???
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

#1669
August 28, 2013, 04:29:47 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on August 28, 2013, 04:21:52 PM
Eh..? There be a joke about sleeping on the job there, yes? What is The Asmo not getting?  ???
Counting sheep is supposed to cure insomnia.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

#1670
August 28, 2013, 04:33:34 PM
Ooh! Ooh! Right, of course!  :D

The Asmo, He calculates complex functions in stead. for example, dead babies as a function of severed body parts.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

OldGit

#1671
August 29, 2013, 10:31:50 AM
Mother Superior was taking a bath. There's a knock on the door.
She says, "Who is it?"
A male voice responds, "The blind man."
After a few moments of deliberation the nun says, "Come in."
The man enters and says, "Nice tits, Mrs Nun. Where do you want me to hang the blind?"

Magdalena

#1672
September 01, 2013, 07:33:14 AM
^^^
lol  :D

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Tank

#1673
September 01, 2013, 12:15:20 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Amicale

#1674
September 01, 2013, 02:15:20 PM


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

joeactor

#1675
September 01, 2013, 03:11:13 PM

Amicale

#1676
September 01, 2013, 03:23:21 PM
LOL! That's a delivery person with attitude, a good sense of humour and awesome customer service.


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

OldGit

#1678
September 04, 2013, 09:07:01 PM
 ;D  ;D  ;D

OldGit

#1679
September 04, 2013, 09:19:39 PM


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