Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

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Tank

#1650
August 21, 2013, 02:11:06 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#1651
August 22, 2013, 06:04:42 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Niya

#1652
August 22, 2013, 06:14:22 AM
Not that anyone cares what I say, but the Restaurant is on the other end of the universe." –Marvin
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Tank

#1653
August 22, 2013, 01:44:03 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#1654
August 24, 2013, 06:41:35 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Pasta Chick

#1655
August 24, 2013, 05:39:26 PM
Because there should be even more Star Wars:

Asmodean

#1656
August 24, 2013, 07:30:38 PM
Who is that Wenter-somethingorother?  ???
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Pasta Chick

#1657
August 24, 2013, 08:51:56 PM
No idea.  Some actor, I take it.  I didn't find it terribly relevant, given the visual aide. 

Crow

#1658
August 24, 2013, 09:10:53 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on August 24, 2013, 07:30:38 PM
Who is that Wenter-somethingorother?  ???

From Prison Break don't think he has done anything else.
Retired member.

Asmodean

#1659
August 25, 2013, 11:39:38 AM
Quote from: Crow on August 24, 2013, 09:10:53 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on August 24, 2013, 07:30:38 PM
Who is that Wenter-somethingorother?  ???

From Prison Break don't think he has done anything else.
Methink I saw that face as someoneorother in somethigorother, but I didn't see Prison Break, so it wasn't that.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Guardian85

#1660
August 26, 2013, 01:02:45 AM
Keeping in the Star Wars theme.



"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Pasta Chick

#1661
August 26, 2013, 01:36:35 AM
^Ha!

Pasta Chick

#1662
August 26, 2013, 01:37:39 AM

OldGit

#1663
August 26, 2013, 10:11:41 AM
A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa's room. "Grandpa, Grandpa!" she says excitedly. "As soon as mummy comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"

"What?" said her Grandpa.

"Make a noise like a frog because mummy said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disney World!"

Icarus

#1664
August 27, 2013, 01:33:25 AM
Ooooh, Git that was ugly   ::)
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