Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

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OldGit

#1530
July 21, 2013, 05:52:13 PM
^ I know how that feels.  :o


A cop pulls over Heisenberg's car, and asks him, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg angrily replies, "No, but now I'm lost! Thanks a lot!"

Amicale

#1531
July 22, 2013, 01:29:37 AM


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"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

Tank

#1532
July 24, 2013, 12:49:06 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

#1533
July 24, 2013, 04:17:30 PM
Yes. Thank god for giving some people the IQ of a door.  :-\
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Claireliontamer

#1534
July 25, 2013, 04:57:42 PM

Guardian85

#1535
July 25, 2013, 06:33:00 PM


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Asmodean

#1536
July 25, 2013, 06:52:07 PM
A pink fluffy bunny.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

#1537
July 25, 2013, 08:01:24 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

joeactor

#1538
July 25, 2013, 08:15:07 PM
Hah! Good one, Tank...

Tank

#1539
July 25, 2013, 08:16:15 PM
Quote from: joeactor on July 25, 2013, 08:15:07 PM
Hah! Good one, Tank...
Found it on facebook  ;D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

jumbojak

#1540
July 25, 2013, 09:15:35 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on July 25, 2013, 06:33:00 PM


How can anyone live down being slain by anything?!

"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz

Tank

#1541
July 26, 2013, 05:35:47 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#1542
July 26, 2013, 05:36:02 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Niya

#1543
July 26, 2013, 07:34:56 AM
Not that anyone cares what I say, but the Restaurant is on the other end of the universe." –Marvin
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Davin

#1544
July 26, 2013, 05:05:30 PM
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.
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