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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Claireliontamer

#1515
July 18, 2013, 09:29:47 PM

OldGit

#1516
July 18, 2013, 10:28:56 PM
^ LOL.  

That reminds me, I saw a teenage boy in the supermarket with PRAISE! on his baseball cap and SHUN FALSE PRIDE on his T-shirt.  I wondered if he was religious or something.

Asmodean

#1517
July 18, 2013, 10:29:00 PM
Hah. Someone ought to get lazered.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Guardian85

#1518
July 19, 2013, 12:15:26 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on July 18, 2013, 10:29:00 PM
Hah. Someone ought to get lazered.

With one of these:



"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Asmodean

#1519
July 19, 2013, 09:22:04 AM
Meh... Was thinking of a much cooler real version  :P
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

#1520
July 20, 2013, 08:35:27 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#1521
July 20, 2013, 08:43:51 AM
Q) What is the ultimate in bad bedroom etiquette?
A) Farting while receiving oral sex.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#1522
July 20, 2013, 08:52:38 AM
Q) What do vegetarian atheists put on their salad?

A) Baby carrots.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

OldGit

#1523
July 20, 2013, 09:40:48 AM
Quote from: TankQ) What is the ultimate in bad bedroom etiquette?
A) Farting while receiving oral sex.

Oh dear!  Have I been doing it wrong all these years?

OldGit

#1524
July 20, 2013, 09:58:23 AM

Tank

#1525
July 20, 2013, 11:53:04 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#1526
July 20, 2013, 11:54:58 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Pasta Chick

#1527
July 20, 2013, 10:53:53 PM

Velma

#1528
July 21, 2013, 03:32:24 AM
 :D
Life is but a momentary glimpse of the wonder of the astonishing universe, and it is sad to see so many dreaming it away on spiritual fantasy.~Carl Sagan

Tank

#1529
July 21, 2013, 05:37:25 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.
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