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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Amicale

#1440
June 22, 2013, 09:41:50 AM


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

Tank

#1441
June 22, 2013, 07:57:44 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#1442
June 23, 2013, 05:49:27 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

#1443
June 23, 2013, 05:56:00 AM Last Edit: June 23, 2013, 06:03:18 AM by xSilverPhinx


I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Claireliontamer

#1444
June 23, 2013, 04:14:09 PM
A friend has just sent me these......proof you have a dirty mind :)







































Tank

#1445
June 23, 2013, 04:31:57 PM
Claire those picture probably reveal too much about your mind!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

jumbojak

#1446
June 23, 2013, 04:42:53 PM
In keeping with Claire's theme....




"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz

OldGit

#1447
June 23, 2013, 05:10:03 PM
Dear FSM, some of you people have got minds like sewage pits.  :o   Praps that's why I feel so at home here.  ;D

OldGit

#1448
June 23, 2013, 05:27:28 PM

Guardian85

#1449
June 23, 2013, 07:22:41 PM


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Icarus

#1450
June 23, 2013, 07:41:48 PM Last Edit: June 23, 2013, 07:43:57 PM by Icarus
Claire is a bad bad girl. ;D

Good little girls go to heaven, bad girls go any where the damned well please.

Guardian85

#1451
June 23, 2013, 08:22:43 PM


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Claireliontamer

#1452
June 23, 2013, 08:33:12 PM
Quote from: Icarus on June 23, 2013, 07:41:48 PM
Claire is a bad bad girl. ;D

Good little girls go to heaven, bad girls go any where the damned well please.

Slanderous ;)

Pasta Chick

#1453
June 23, 2013, 08:53:33 PM
1980 Huntley & Palmers biscuit tin:


Original printing of Bill Ripkin baseball card:

Tank

#1454
June 23, 2013, 08:58:12 PM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on June 23, 2013, 08:33:12 PM
Quote from: Icarus on June 23, 2013, 07:41:48 PM
Claire is a bad bad girl. ;D

Good little girls go to heaven, bad girls go any where the damned well please.

Slanderous ;)
It's written therefore it's libel  ;)
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.
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