Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[Amicale]

I think it's funny.  It was certainly intended to be. 

you may like this



I like the 'keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised'.

[OldGit]

That's funny, too.  Thanks, Amicale.

[Pasta Chick]

My BF says he'd use this method:
Insist the guy comes over to pick your daughter up.  While she's finishing getting ready, offer him a beer.  If he declines, he's a rude guest and not taking your daughter out.  If he accepts, he's an irresponsible drunk and not taking your daughter out.

Or do what my friend's father did and have a normal, friendly conversation with the young man while sitting on the couch cleaning your shot gun. 

[Crow]

I love meeting the fathers of girlfriends. It's fun you can mess with them so much especially as its something they never expect to happen back to them.

[Pasta Chick]

[Asmodean]

  The Asmodoggy meets with The Gray Approval.

[Niya]

I love meeting the fathers of girlfriends. It's fun you can mess with them so much especially as its something they never expect to happen back to them.

how do you do that? 

[Niya]

lol

[Niya]

[Tank]

[Niya]

lol, people have all sorts of ideas. 

[Tank]

[OldGit]

A man boarded a plane with six kids.
After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"
"No Ma'am, I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."

[OldGit]

[Tank]

^^^^ LOL!!!