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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Ihateyoumike

#1365
June 08, 2013, 08:00:15 PM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on June 08, 2013, 07:54:16 PM


This T-shirt reminded me of someone.......

:o ...

??? ...

;D
Prayers that need no answer now, cause I'm tired of who I am
You were my greatest mistake, I fell in love with your sin
Your littlest sin.

Guardian85

#1366
June 08, 2013, 08:06:03 PM
A young couple, on the brink of divorce, visits a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife, "What's the problem?" She responds, "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation." The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires, "Is that true?" The husband replies, "Well not exactly, she's the one that suffers, not me."  ;D


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Tank

#1367
June 08, 2013, 09:20:47 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

joeactor

#1368
June 09, 2013, 03:07:33 PM

Tank

#1369
June 09, 2013, 03:09:23 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Claireliontamer

#1370
June 10, 2013, 10:02:27 AM

jumbojak

#1371
June 10, 2013, 03:29:53 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 09, 2013, 03:09:23 PM
Twilight Zone or The Outer Limits?

Priceline I think.

"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz

joeactor

#1372
June 10, 2013, 04:07:01 PM
... Stupid jokes from Joe's Dump:
http://www.joesdump.com/2013/06/10/stupid-jokes/

Tank

#1373
June 10, 2013, 04:48:30 PM
Quote from: joeactor on June 10, 2013, 04:07:01 PM
... Stupid jokes from Joe's Dump:
http://www.joesdump.com/2013/06/10/stupid-jokes/
I think I remember all of those from when I was 5!  ;D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Niya

#1374
June 11, 2013, 07:29:51 AM
Not that anyone cares what I say, but the Restaurant is on the other end of the universe." –Marvin
-----
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

OldGit

#1375
June 11, 2013, 09:44:43 AM
LOL!  But 2084?  2014, more like.

Tank

#1376
June 11, 2013, 10:20:37 AM
That Google image is an example of 'Many a true word spoken in jest.'

Happy dog!

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#1377
June 11, 2013, 10:23:40 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Niya

#1378
June 11, 2013, 10:31:23 AM
Not that anyone cares what I say, but the Restaurant is on the other end of the universe." –Marvin
-----
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Tank

#1379
June 11, 2013, 10:50:44 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.
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