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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Tank

#1350
June 05, 2013, 03:06:47 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Non Quixote

#1351
June 05, 2013, 06:12:37 PM
Ya give 'em books and they just chew on the covers...
"Faith is something you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe."    ~ Archie Bunker

Tank

#1352
June 05, 2013, 06:25:53 PM
^^^ I love that one!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#1353
June 05, 2013, 07:09:09 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Niya

#1354
June 05, 2013, 07:39:36 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 05, 2013, 07:09:09 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAH...This one is a classic Chris.  ;D
Not that anyone cares what I say, but the Restaurant is on the other end of the universe." –Marvin
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

OldGit

#1355
June 05, 2013, 07:45:24 PM
^   Aah, that's sad.

Pasta Chick

#1356
June 05, 2013, 08:32:37 PM

OldGit

#1357
June 06, 2013, 10:15:07 AM
^ LOL!

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says: 'Well, that's great....that's just great... Some arsehole's got my pen!'

Tank

#1358
June 06, 2013, 06:46:40 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#1359
June 06, 2013, 07:23:45 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Buddy

#1360
June 06, 2013, 08:38:18 PM
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Guardian85

#1361
June 07, 2013, 01:29:01 AM


Congratulations, young one.
If you come find the master he will teach you the secrets of the ninja.


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Buddy

#1362
June 07, 2013, 01:37:18 AM
Quote from: Guardian85 on June 07, 2013, 01:29:01 AM


Congratulations, young one.
If you come find the master he will teach you the secrets of the ninja.


That isn't actually me, though I am stealing this for my yearbook quote.  :D
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

OldGit

#1363
June 07, 2013, 11:04:05 AM
Well, congratulations to Megan anyway, whoever she is.  It's a good Welsh name, too.

Claireliontamer

#1364
June 08, 2013, 07:54:16 PM


This T-shirt reminded me of someone.......
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