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Who would you save?

Started by Tank, September 09, 2011, 04:40:42 PM

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#30
September 12, 2011, 06:41:12 PM
For those of you going over their seat quota, please note that Asmodean, he's still selling tickets.  ;D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Sweetdeath

#31
September 12, 2011, 07:02:30 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on September 12, 2011, 06:41:12 PM
For those of you going over their seat quota, please note that Asmodean, he's still selling tickets.  ;D
How much will you charge? XP
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Asmodean

#32
September 12, 2011, 07:05:06 PM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on September 12, 2011, 07:02:30 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on September 12, 2011, 06:41:12 PM
For those of you going over their seat quota, please note that Asmodean, he's still selling tickets.  ;D
How much will you charge? XP
Well, it has to be expensive... Need rust treatment for my car and a chew toy for my rats so... A million Euro per seat..?  ;D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

#33
September 12, 2011, 08:07:40 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on September 12, 2011, 07:05:06 PM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on September 12, 2011, 07:02:30 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on September 12, 2011, 06:41:12 PM
For those of you going over their seat quota, please note that Asmodean, he's still selling tickets.  ;D
How much will you charge? XP
Well, it has to be expensive... Need rust treatment for my car and a chew toy for my rats so... A million Euro per seat..?  ;D
What would be the point in buying a car you would never use?
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

#34
September 12, 2011, 08:24:01 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 12, 2011, 08:07:40 PM
What would be the point in buying a car you would never use?
Why would I ever not use me solar powered all-terrain vehicle..?  ???
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

#35
September 12, 2011, 08:34:48 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on September 12, 2011, 08:24:01 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 12, 2011, 08:07:40 PM
What would be the point in buying a car you would never use?
Why would I ever not use me solar powered all-terrain vehicle..?  ???
Because you can't take it with you! My thread, my rules  ;D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

#36
September 12, 2011, 09:46:20 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 12, 2011, 08:34:48 PM
Because you can't take it with you! My thread, my rules  ;D
What if I held back the number of tickets sufficient to amount for the tonnage of the vehicle..?  ;D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

#37
September 12, 2011, 10:10:25 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on September 12, 2011, 09:46:20 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 12, 2011, 08:34:48 PM
Because you can't take it with you! My thread, my rules  ;D
What if I held back the number of tickets sufficient to amount for the tonnage of the vehicle..?  ;D
If you can get it through a standard door then fine.  :)
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Ihateyoumike

#38
September 12, 2011, 10:15:17 PM
I'd save the receptionist.
Prayers that need no answer now, cause I'm tired of who I am
You were my greatest mistake, I fell in love with your sin
Your littlest sin.

Asmodean

#39
September 12, 2011, 10:28:47 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 12, 2011, 10:10:25 PM
If you can get it through a standard door then fine.  :)
Problem solved then  ;D

I shall split it in parts and put parts in human-sized bags so they will fit in the seats too  ;D My brilliance amazes me sometimes.  8)
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

#40
September 12, 2011, 11:07:09 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on September 12, 2011, 10:28:47 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 12, 2011, 10:10:25 PM
If you can get it through a standard door then fine.  :)
Problem solved then  ;D

I shall split it in parts and put parts in human-sized bags so they will fit in the seats too  ;D My brilliance amazes me sometimes.  8)
I agree, you are without doubt the brightest lump of grumpy grey clay I have ever met. :P
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

The Magic Pudding

#41
September 14, 2011, 03:59:04 PM Last Edit: September 14, 2011, 04:01:03 PM by The Magic Pudding
Quote from: Asmodean on September 12, 2011, 08:24:01 PM
Why would I ever not use me solar powered all-terrain vehicle..?  ???

What's this car weirdness?
Wouldn't a meth lab be more practical?

You do know a palanquin gives a better ride?
A bearer suffers an ulcerated thigh, toss them aside.
Rust need never bother you again.

Asmodean

#42
September 14, 2011, 10:20:13 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on September 14, 2011, 03:59:04 PM

What's this car weirdness?
Wouldn't a meth lab be more practical?

You do know a palanquin gives a better ride?
A bearer suffers an ulcerated thigh, toss them aside.
Rust need never bother you again.
And I can achieve that with a meth lab..?

???
... ...
...Interesting... *scheming*
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Will

#43
September 14, 2011, 10:23:37 PM
I would save Elizabeth Warren and give up my seat for Stephen Hawking. At the end of the day, I am unimportant in the grand scheme of our modern species, and would rather a great thinker, someone capable of changing society for the better, be saved in my place. I would die knowing my death had meaning and knowing that my family was safe.
I want bad people to look forward to and celebrate the day I die, because if they don't, I'm not living up to my potential.

Too Few Lions

#44
September 15, 2011, 02:44:24 PM
Quote from: Ihateyoumike on September 09, 2011, 06:50:32 PM
I'd save Natalie Portman.

You know, for repopulation purposes.
I like your thinking, I'd probably offer Anna Friel a seat for the same reason. I'm sure my girlfriend could learn to share me, after all it would be for the good of the human race!
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