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Why God?

Started by Tank, September 04, 2011, 10:37:08 AM

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Papasito Bruno

Quote from: No one on February 27, 2022, 02:49:57 PM
Not sure how to break it to you Raps, but that's not Cabernet.

She's a typical apologist, the prayer specifically mentions lager, but she interprets it as cabernet to fit it with what she finds as a truth.

She's not a true Pastafarianism...she's a herectic! :devil:

By the way Star Trek predicted the cell phone, tablets, laptops, and video phones and computer games; therefore Gene Roddenberry must be god.
"Most people would rather be boring than be bored." <br />― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Magdalena

Quote from: Papasito Bruno on February 27, 2022, 03:26:09 PM
Quote from: No one on February 27, 2022, 02:49:57 PM
Not sure how to break it to you Raps, but that's not Cabernet.

She's a typical apologist, the prayer specifically mentions lager, but she interprets it as cabernet to fit it with what she finds as a truth.

She's not a true Pastafarianism...she's a herectic! :devil:

By the way, Star Trek predicted the cell phone, tablets, laptops, and video phones, and computer games; therefore Gene Roddenberry must be god.



Look, maybe PB's, Holy Banana is not as longanimous as we think. Maybe The Pink Unicorn's Hooves aren't as Holy as we think. Maybe The Flying Spaghetti Monster's Holy Noodles are not the Noodliest.

Maybe Jesus' Holy Blood is not red wine and white wine is not his Holy...Plasma, and maybe Dionysus does not have Holy Cabernet Grapes, but no one can deny that they are Holy and Plump!
:rant1:

I will erect a temple for Dyonisus where everyone will be welcomed, the herectic and the heretic, Bless their Holy Spelling Errors, and the Rastafarians, Bless their Holy Cannabis Buds. Especially the lager drinkers bless their Holy Beer Belly.
:beer:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

hermes2015

Quote from: Magdalena on February 27, 2022, 05:57:22 PM
......
Look, maybe PB's, Holy Banana is not as longanimous as we think.
...

Don't you think we should settle this question once and for all by calling in an expert witness in these matters, one who would be willing to investigate and testify on a pro bono (pro boner?) basis? If only we could find such a generous expert on male appendages!
"Who is to say that pleasure is useless?"
― Charles Eames

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Papasito Bruno

Quote from: hermes2015 on February 28, 2022, 05:13:41 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on February 27, 2022, 05:57:22 PM
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Look, maybe PB's, Holy Banana is not as longanimous as we think.
...

Don't you think we should settle this question once and for all by calling in an expert witness in these matters, one who would be willing to investigate and testify on a pro bono (pro boner?) basis? If only we could find such a generous expert on male appendages!

I would be willing to submit to an examination by such a witness, however. They would have to prove stated "Expert" witness status. Not sure how we would go about establishing such credibility...we need a lawyer I think?   :sherlock3:

"Most people would rather be boring than be bored." <br />― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Magdalena

Quote from: Papasito Bruno on February 28, 2022, 01:26:23 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on February 28, 2022, 05:13:41 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on February 27, 2022, 05:57:22 PM
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Look, maybe PB's, Holy Banana is not as longanimous as we think.
...

Don't you think we should settle this question once and for all by calling in an expert witness in these matters, one who would be willing to investigate and testify on a pro bono (pro boner?) basis? If only we could find such a generous expert on male appendages!

I would be willing to submit to an examination by such a witness, however. They would have to prove stated "Expert" witness status. Not sure how we would go about establishing such credibility...we need a lawyer I think?   :sherlock3:
...

You guys don't need a pro boner expert witness or a lawyer. You guys need a dictionary or a thesaurus.

longanimous
Pronunciation /ˌlɒŋˈɡanɪməs/
ADJECTIVE
Patient, forbearing; enduring, long-suffering.

Someone has to torture the banana to see if it will endure long-suffering.

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Magdalena

^^^
I think I just found the answer to: "Why God?"
...Because of people like us.  :grin:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

hermes2015

Quote from: Magdalena on February 28, 2022, 04:39:23 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on February 28, 2022, 01:26:23 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on February 28, 2022, 05:13:41 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on February 27, 2022, 05:57:22 PM
......
Look, maybe PB's, Holy Banana is not as longanimous as we think.
...

Don't you think we should settle this question once and for all by calling in an expert witness in these matters, one who would be willing to investigate and testify on a pro bono (pro boner?) basis? If only we could find such a generous expert on male appendages!

I would be willing to submit to an examination by such a witness, however. They would have to prove stated "Expert" witness status. Not sure how we would go about establishing such credibility...we need a lawyer I think?   :sherlock3:
...

You guys don't need a pro boner expert witness or a lawyer. You guys need a dictionary or a thesaurus.

longanimous
Pronunciation /ˌlɒŋˈɡanɪməs/
ADJECTIVE
Patient, forbearing; enduring, long-suffering.

Someone has to torture the banana to see if it will endure long-suffering.


A soldier shows us how it's done.

"Who is to say that pleasure is useless?"
― Charles Eames

No one

That's a peculiar method for producing banana cream.

hermes2015

Quote from: No one on March 01, 2022, 11:04:19 AM
That's a peculiar method for producing banana cream.

Trust me, it works.
"Who is to say that pleasure is useless?"
― Charles Eames

No one

Does it work for plantains as well?

Papasito Bruno

Quote from: hermes2015 on March 01, 2022, 07:05:19 AM


A soldier shows us how it's done.


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That's a Marine ;D
"Most people would rather be boring than be bored." <br />― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

hermes2015

Quote from: Papasito Bruno on March 01, 2022, 01:51:45 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on March 01, 2022, 07:05:19 AM


A soldier shows us how it's done.



That's a Marine ;D
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I stand corrected. But I'm not picky.  :evilgrin:
"Who is to say that pleasure is useless?"
― Charles Eames

Magdalena

I was thinking...
Could we move this whole "longanimous banana" conversation, here:
Topic: Re: Why God? Troll post.
:grin:
Please.

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Magdalena

Quote from: Papasito Bruno on March 01, 2022, 01:51:45 PM

That's a Marine ;D

Thank you for paying attention to the details.  ;D

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant