Ban The Poster Above You

[Tom62]

But I can, so you are banned!

[Tank]

Banned 

[Biggus Dickus]

Ha!

"From now on, you are banished from these pages, to be seen no more by gentle atheist, however. You should be able to endure this because the world is broad and wide.

"Fare thee well sir, fare thee well".

[Arturo]

Banned for reasons of pie. No other reasons need be spelled out.

[Guardian85]

Banned because now I want pie.

[No one]

Squared ban.

[Magdalena]

A square ban is so boring, how about a tesseract ban? 

[No one]

Uncertain ban.

[Essie Mae]

Banned for making me look up the meaning of tesseract so late at night, (though it was a pretty diagram but still banned).

[Biggus Dickus]

Banned for changing, and getting over the word "Fart".

[Essie Mae]

Banned for confusing the issue by mentioning another thread

[No one]

All's fair in love and war ban.

[Biggus Dickus]

Please, the "All's Fair in Love and War" ban went out with dial-up internet and "Young Country" music stations, so banned for whatever that statement implies.

[Magdalena]

Banned because I don't believe you.
Did you know that 2.1 million people still use dial-up? And the latest survey showed that, 49% of respondents said they have a generally positive opinion of country music. Just 21% said they don't like country music. And 31% are neutral about it.

Remember Willie Nelson?
"Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such..."

Country music is not so bad...


"But don't tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand..."


OK, sorry, I'll stop now. 

[Biggus Dickus]

Because the fact that some Amish folk still use dial up (2 million people out of how many hundreds of million?) is irrelevant, and I believe I distinctly banned "No One" with a reference to "Young Country Music Stations",... you know the "It's not your Grandpa's Country Music", it's Young Country Music!

So don't go quoting Willie Nelson lyrics to me Missy, I've seen the man in concert, I've CD's of not only his music, butt some of the best country western artist out there, and used to have Johnny Cash as my ringtone.

You are banned because Achy Breaky Heart, by Billy Ray Cyrus sucks.