Ban The Poster Above You

[Biggus Dickus]

Elemental ban.

[Arturo]

Elemental augments ban

[Biggus Dickus]

Although today is Friday, the day itself is acting like a Monday, a very bad Monday actually...so I banneth thee for no other reason than you were in my line of fire.

[Magdalena]

Banned.
Let me brighten your day.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned for not being willing to discuss old men's underwear, but being willing to discuss "the scent of a woman". 

[Magdalena]

Banned because maybe a long time ago they called it, "The Old Men's Underwear Scent--Topic." Now it's called, "The Scent of a Penis--Topic."

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned for starting new lines of cologne without paying my royalties.

[Magdalena]

Banned because I planned to pay you. 
Over a 16-year period, at the average royalty rate of 7.0% it comes down to the amount of $2.10.
Would you like a check or cash?

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned for mismanaging the business.  I trusted you to make me rich.

[Magdalena]

Banned for blaming me for your bad product. 

[No one]

Finger pointing ban.

[Guardian85]

Banned for fingering.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned for going back to the vagina monologues again.  Sheesh!

[xSilverPhinx]

Banned because my worst enemy's name is Finger (such an unfortunate name) and jokes revolving around that word are hilarious.

[Magdalena]

Fake ban because you're a Global Moderator , ergo, I can't ban you.