Ban The Poster Above You

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned because I can't sleep tonite and must lash out at someone in my rage.

[OldGit]

Bruce being by insomnia unmanned
No longer can resist, and shall be banned.

[No one]

Townspeople called, they want their mayor back.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

No One wants the mayor back,
as he is too suntanned,
so No One is mistaken
and No One is now banned.

[No one]

And for you professor fancy pants,
a ban, for your poetic rants.

[xSilverPhinx]

As for you, No one
Your time has come
So says the sand timer
You're now a banned rhymer!

[No one]

To you SilverPhin,
I say with a grin,
Not here, nor there
or anywhere.
Not with a fox
or on a box.
Not in  a house
or with a mouse.
Just like Fran, or Dan,  or even Stan
I am not a fan, of your rhyming plan.
So I will, and I can,
leave you with this ban.

[xSilverPhinx]

Oh, No one, you're no fun. 
Who gets banned today?
I have a suggestion, if I may
No one! And he has no say!

[No one]

Ban it Damn it. (The SilverPhin theme song)

Take a pill and chill.
I'll say what I will.
Suggest what you may,
each and everyday.
Now please go, and stay away.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Forsooth, indeed,
Thou Satan's seed,
shalt die in the pits
of my Ban width.

[OldGit]

Et tu, Bruce?   Interdictus es.

[xSilverPhinx]

Annedbay orfay oinggay erewhay Iway an'tcay ollowfay.

[OldGit]

Banned for Pig Latin.

[No one]

Fact beyond belief ban.

[OldGit]

O lente, lente currite noctis equi!
The stars move still, time runs, the clock will strike,   
The Devil will come, and No one must be bann'd.