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Started by Whitney, April 30, 2011, 02:06:06 AM

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DeterminedJuliet

#555
April 13, 2012, 12:43:06 AM
^ hahaha, I think that one is my favourite so far!
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

joeactor

#556
April 13, 2012, 01:23:33 AM
Quote from: The Ali on April 13, 2012, 12:30:37 AM
Sorry, Dad.... :D

... don't make me turn this forum around!



Asmodean

#557
April 13, 2012, 07:47:12 AM
Quote from: joeactor on April 13, 2012, 12:07:05 AM
(back on topic, please ;-)
Hmpf! The Asmo is LEAVING this thread in PROTEST.




Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Siz

#558
April 13, 2012, 08:09:15 AM
 

When one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed - Anton LaVey

The universe is a cold, uncaring void. The key to happiness isn't a search for meaning, it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead!

Guardian85

#559
April 13, 2012, 08:45:41 AM


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

history_geek

#560
April 14, 2012, 11:27:07 PM


I recommend that you also read the blog post: http://www.happletea.com/2011/08/02/blessed-are-the-merciful/

;D
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Arthur C Clarke's Third Law
"Any sufficiently advanced alien is indistinguishable from a god."
Pierre-Simon, marquis de Laplace:
Je n'ai pas besoin de cette hypothése - I do not require that hypothesis[img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/a/4eef2cc3548cc9844a491b22ad384546.gif[/i

MariaEvri

#561
April 15, 2012, 01:24:12 PM Last Edit: April 15, 2012, 04:12:39 PM by Tank






Edit: Added tags - Tank
God made me an atheist, who are you to question his wisdom!
www.poseidonsimons.com

Buddy

#562
April 15, 2012, 08:35:23 PM
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Amicale

#563
April 16, 2012, 02:32:09 AM


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

history_geek

#564
April 18, 2012, 10:52:07 AM
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Arthur C Clarke's Third Law
"Any sufficiently advanced alien is indistinguishable from a god."
Pierre-Simon, marquis de Laplace:
Je n'ai pas besoin de cette hypothése - I do not require that hypothesis[img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/a/4eef2cc3548cc9844a491b22ad384546.gif[/i

history_geek

#565
April 18, 2012, 11:44:58 AM
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Arthur C Clarke's Third Law
"Any sufficiently advanced alien is indistinguishable from a god."
Pierre-Simon, marquis de Laplace:
Je n'ai pas besoin de cette hypothése - I do not require that hypothesis[img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/a/4eef2cc3548cc9844a491b22ad384546.gif[/i

Crocoduck

#566
April 21, 2012, 01:39:24 AM
Stephen Fry posted this one on his Blog.

As we all know, the miracle of fishes and loaves is only scientifically explainable through the medium of casseroles
Dobermonster
However some of the jumped up jackasses do need a damn good kicking. Not that they will respond to the kicking but just to show they can be kicked
Some dude in a Tank

Tank

#567
April 21, 2012, 08:59:32 AM
I think the caption should be.

CREATIONISM
Because it's easier to do what you're told than think for yourself!

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

history_geek

#568
April 21, 2012, 01:14:21 PM
Both of those work ;D

Except with the first one, when you get a smart ass come up and tell you that the "bible isn't just one book, it's a lot of books in one"..... :-\
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Arthur C Clarke's Third Law
"Any sufficiently advanced alien is indistinguishable from a god."
Pierre-Simon, marquis de Laplace:
Je n'ai pas besoin de cette hypothése - I do not require that hypothesis[img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/a/4eef2cc3548cc9844a491b22ad384546.gif[/i

ThinkAnarchy

#569
April 21, 2012, 11:17:11 PM Last Edit: April 21, 2012, 11:20:18 PM by ThinkAnarchy
Edit: Will repost when I follow image posting guidelines correctly. Ok, it was a bad link through stumbleupon...


"He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed." -Ben Franklin

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -credited to Franklin, but not sure.
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