45 Life-Taught Lessons

Tom62 · January 27, 2011, 04:25:53 PM

23. All good things in life are either indecent, illegal or it makes you fat

Asmodean · January 27, 2011, 10:49:08 PM

Quote from: "Guy I suspect of having a red sports car"21. DON'T PANIC

Quote from: "Sandwich"22. It's okay to panic.

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Tom62 · January 28, 2011, 07:34:29 AM

Some Chinese wisdom this time

25. Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I'll understand.
26. If you don't want anyone to know it, don't do it

Guardian85 · January 31, 2011, 11:04:34 AM

27. Question authority.

Just because someone is older or higher up then you doesn't mean they aren't full of it.

LegendarySandwich · January 31, 2011, 06:10:54 PM

28. Question everything.
29. Teach your kids how to think for their goddamn selves; don't just tell them to do something because you said so, and you're the authority figure.

Recusant · February 17, 2011, 08:19:36 PM

I see we still have a way to go to get to 45...

My earlier contribution was 16. Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

I now present 30. Richard Bos's Corollary to Hanlons's Razor: Stupidity maintained long enough is a form of malice.

Asmodean · February 17, 2011, 08:47:13 PM

31. A person may well be smart, but people are idiots.

hismikeness · February 17, 2011, 08:59:25 PM

32. If it's too good to be true, it probably is.

hismikeness · February 17, 2011, 09:03:38 PM

33. Scars are souvenirs you never lose. --John Rzeznik

LegendarySandwich · February 17, 2011, 10:32:24 PM

34. Long lists of things of sayings regarded as wisdom are stupid.

Tom62 · February 17, 2011, 11:43:52 PM

35. There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

LegendarySandwich · February 17, 2011, 11:46:18 PM

65. You should try to remember what number you're on when making a list.

Tom62 · February 17, 2011, 11:50:12 PM

Quote from: "LegendarySandwich"65. You should try to remember what number you're on when making a list.

What do you expect at one in the morning :shake:

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Recusant · June 06, 2011, 11:36:24 AM

Quote from: hismikeness on February 17, 2011, 09:03:38 PM
33. Scars are souvenirs you never lose. --John Rzeznik

^^^ This is one of the biggest reasons I've never felt any need or desire to get tattooed. Between my crazy life and the world's random yet significant contributions, I carry enough signs and symbols without paying somebody to put their art into my skin. To be clear: I had plenty of friends who were tattooed back before it became common, and I've got nothing against it. "Onward thru the Fog!" <~~ Some old time heads may recognize that phrase.

36. "You ain't gonna learn what you don't want to know." — John Perry Barlow

xSilverPhinx · June 07, 2011, 03:40:55 AM

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