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45 Life-Taught Lessons

Started by terranus, January 04, 2011, 07:14:04 PM

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#15
January 11, 2011, 07:47:05 PM
10. "It all ends up the same: Dust and Tears"

I just love that quote...  :pop: Mostly for how true it is.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tom62

#16
January 11, 2011, 11:12:49 PM
What about...

11. Indecision may or may not be [strike:26ghi749]my[/strike:26ghi749] the problem.
The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.
Robert A. Heinlein

LegendarySandwich

#17
January 11, 2011, 11:19:40 PM
12. You're probably wrong.

Tom62

#18
January 12, 2011, 08:12:48 AM
13. Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.
Robert A. Heinlein

TheWilliam

#19
January 24, 2011, 11:21:54 PM
When the grass is cut the snakes will show.
-S.Carter-

Tom62

#20
January 25, 2011, 07:51:59 AM
Quote from: "TheWilliam"When the grass is cut the snakes will show.
-S.Carter-
I like that one
The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.
Robert A. Heinlein

Beachdragon

#21
January 26, 2011, 08:22:28 PM
Are we up to 15 now?  The last one wasn't numbered.

15.  Never underestimate the restorative powers of a good hissy fit.

Recusant

#22
January 26, 2011, 11:47:51 PM
I'm not sure if it's here, or some other place I visit but there's a sig around which uses:

16. Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
"Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration — courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and above all, love of the truth."
— H. L. Mencken

Mr. Deity and the Consent

Tom62

#23
January 27, 2011, 07:32:18 AM
A little variation on Benjamin Franklin's famous quote:

17. Early to bed and early to rise, ruins a man's social life
The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.
Robert A. Heinlein

Asmodean

#24
January 27, 2011, 12:00:19 PM
18. He, who cheats and runs away lives to cheat another day.  :pop:
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

history_geek

#25
January 27, 2011, 12:33:39 PM
19. Everything that humans can imagine is a possibility in reality.

 :D )?
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Arthur C Clarke's Third Law
"Any sufficiently advanced alien is indistinguishable from a god."
Pierre-Simon, marquis de Laplace:
Je n'ai pas besoin de cette hypothése - I do not require that hypothesis[img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/a/4eef2cc3548cc9844a491b22ad384546.gif[/i

Guardian85

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January 27, 2011, 12:40:36 PM Last Edit: January 27, 2011, 02:23:33 PM by Guardian85
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Quote from: "theclassicist"Gosh.  I didnt realise it was  grumpy pain in the arse day at HAF.
WAITWHUT?!  :verysad:

Ha, ha, ha... lol


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Guardian85

#27
January 27, 2011, 12:52:42 PM
20. Only two things are certain: death and taxes.


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Guardian85

#28
January 27, 2011, 12:56:31 PM
21. DON'T PANIC


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

LegendarySandwich

#29
January 27, 2011, 03:48:19 PM
22. It's okay to panic.
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