Will anyone here admit to this?-A replacement

Ned · November 17, 2010, 08:48:52 PM

Seeing as the other thread got locked, I thought I would open this one to see if anyone at all wants to admit that they have received a calling to praise the Lord. I would appreciate it if people could try to take the question seriously this time and avoid going off-topic.

Whitney · November 17, 2010, 08:51:17 PM

Ned has been banned for trolling.

Asmodean · November 18, 2010, 11:45:55 AM

Still, he did ask for a serious response, and at least one he shall have (I have nothing better to do, you see

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No, Ned, I have never recieved such a calling, be it in writing, orally or by any other means. I do not worship your or any other lord. I do not believe in gods, and even if I did, the Abrahamic god is not deserving of my praise.

The Magic Pudding · November 18, 2010, 12:15:31 PM

Quote from: "Ned"I thought I would open this one to see if anyone at all wants to admit that they have received a calling to praise the Lord.

No, but if this kind of thing persists, perhaps you could try some medication, or are you already doing that?

Gawen · November 19, 2010, 10:30:27 AM

Quote from: "Ned"...I thought I would open this one to see if anyone at all wants to admit that they have received a calling to praise the Lord.

I haven't received my sign up and bonus fees yet.

Ihateyoumike · November 19, 2010, 03:39:33 PM

I signed up for the national "no call" list but they slip through sometimes. Luckily though, I just don't pick up when I don't know the phone number... And I guess the lord's too busy to leave a message and call back number.

Asmodean · November 19, 2010, 05:38:22 PM

Quote from: "Ihateyoumike"And I guess the lord's too busy to leave a message and call back number.

"Lord" doesn't have a phone. They didn't have that in the bronze age, see...

There are those who actually think that in an event of a war in heaven, swords, and not nukes on a massive scale, would be the weapon of choice.

Me, I think a nuke is a bit more potent. Satan, he has some yes? :pop:

Kylyssa · November 20, 2010, 01:50:32 AM

Quote from: "Ned"Seeing as the other thread got locked, I thought I would open this one to see if anyone at all wants to admit that they have received a calling to praise the Lord. I would appreciate it if people could try to take the question seriously this time and avoid going off-topic.

How would we be called by something that doesn't exist? Why would we feel a desire to praise something we don't think is real? Do Christians feel urges to praise Zeus?

hismikeness · November 20, 2010, 05:49:52 AM

Shit, I would raise my own grandma, not to mention any lord.

Oh... praise! Nope, none of those for me.

Asmodean · November 20, 2010, 11:34:03 AM

Quote from: "Kylyssa"Do Christians feel urges to praise Zeus?

...Only when a lightning zaps their bottoms, methink.

The Magic Pudding · November 20, 2010, 12:07:22 PM

Quote from: "Asmodean"
Quote from: "Kylyssa"Do Christians feel urges to praise Zeus?
...Only when a lightning zaps their bottoms, methink.

Someone else's bottom, I would have thought.
And stop looking at hismikeness's avatar, it's leading you astray.

Asmodean · November 20, 2010, 12:45:06 PM

Quote from: "The Magic Pudding"And stop looking at hismikeness's avatar, it's leading you astray.

Nope. I'm faithful to my left hand. oO(And my ex... And that girl at the bar... And that other girl I've met under suspicious circumstances... And...) *straightens the halo*

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