Will anyone here admit to this?

[Thumpalumpacus]

Actually, my god is Les Paul, and he died of heart failure, so, yeah.

[Asmodean]

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Actually, your god was nailed to a cross too.

Nope. Thor is riding around the world, swinging Mjølner the Hammer, making thunder. Proof..? Lightning storms. You be a fool to deny the awesome hammer-wielding power of Thor.  :pop:

EDIT: Ever seen an old icelandic Mjølner talisman..? Looks something very much like this:


Obviously, Thor must be the Antichrist!  

[Tank]

Personally I got a chuckle out of it, because Ned promised and delivered God's eulogy---that is, a formal expression of praise for someone dead.  :hmm:

[Ned]

Personally I got a chuckle out of it, because Ned promised and delivered God's eulogy---that is, a formal expression of praise for someone dead.  

Not necessarily, it can just mean "High praise or commendation". (See here; http://www.thefreedictionary.com/eulogy)

I thought Ned was being satirical of Christians. This guy is for real?

Yes, of course.

[Asmodean]

So why DO you feel the need to praise your asshole deity, Ned..?

[Ned]

So why DO you feel the need to praise your asshole deity, Ned..?

[Whitney]

This thread is stupid so I'm locking it.