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[i_am_i]

I'd like a bowler hat, filled with perfume and single plum floating in it please.

Interesting.

This bar sucks.

It reminds me of a bar on the moon. No atmosphere.

[PoopShoot]

It reminds me of a bar in my septic tank: shitty.

[The Magic Pudding]

It reminds me of a bar in my septic tank: shitty.

Oh stop whinging and have a faecaly contaminated peanut.

[Thumpalumpacus]

Ooh, an internet bar.

[PoopShoot]

It reminds me of a bar in my septic tank: shitty.

Oh stop whinging and have a faecaly contaminated peanut.

Salt does kill coliforms.

[karadan]

A flaggon of mead.

[Draconicstarz88]

I'd like a bowler hat, filled with perfume and single plum floating in it please.

What?


sets a hot cup of tea before Magic and sets a flaggon of mead before karadan.

poop where is info about 30?

[Asmodean]

This bar sucks.

Nah... They just don't serve thirties  

Me, I'd settle for an unhealthily large mug of Otakringer

[PoopShoot]

poop where is info about 30?

Fifteen plus fifteen equals ____________.

[karadan]

(Karadan says the following whilst propping up the bar, half-cut from bee juice)..

A brain and a turd walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink.

The bartender points to them both and says:

"I'm not serving you two. You're out of your head and you're steaming."

[Draconicstarz88]

sets a large mug of Otakringer infront of asmodean

ill serve a 30 but i gotta know what it is, link plz!

[PoopShoot]

ill serve a 30 but i gotta know what it is, link plz!

It's two fifteens.

[Draconicstarz88]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=two+fifteens

[PoopShoot]

A fifteen is a 7&7.  Make two of them.

[humblesmurph]

sets a large mug of Otakringer infront of asmodean

ill serve a 30 but i gotta know what it is, link plz!

You're kidding right?  Hey Poop, that joke was pretty funny.  Draconicstarz88, a 30 is a double dose of Seagrams 7 and 7-Up.  7+7 = 14, but in Poop's joke, the unfortunate dimwit lady thought that 7+7=15 so she use "15" as a shorthand for a 7and 7 drink.  So....in dimwit chick speak, a 30 is a double 7 and 7.

That brings me to the real reason this bar sucks.  No ladies.