Amusing church signs.

[lafilip]

In every town there is at least one church with a sign that has a rather comical saying.  I will try to post a picture, but for now:

"STOP. DROP & ROLL DOES NOT WORK IN HELL."


Any one else?

[joeactor]

For me, the most clever, overused one is:

No God, No Peace.
Know God, Know Peace.

It's wrong, but at least it's clever...

[donkeyhoty]

Not really a church sign, but the billboards with God quotes are pretty funny.  i.e.  How about we meet up at my place before the game? - God.

I'm sure I completely butchered the syntax of that one, but I'll post some more after I fry up some tasty animal flesh for nourishment.

[donkeyhoty]

Yep, I did butcher that one, and here's a link to probably all of them, http://www.my-tgif.com/gods_billboards.htm

My favorite:  Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.  -God.

[tacoma_kyle]

I saw a bumper sticker that said 'My boss is a JEWISH carpenter.' I never really got it.

But yeah there was a church I always drove by for a few years and they would write somethin new ever week on each side. Nothin came to mind, but there was some rpetty lame ones.

Humor no the big bang as well:

Scientists estimate the amount of energy in the big-bang to be the equivalent of 1 CNRHK (Chuch Norris Round House Kick). haha I love that one.

[SteveS]

The last one I remember seeing was "God gave not lent his son to the world".  This was up during lent.  I found it annoying.

[brainshmain]

[SteveS]

 

Awesome!

[Tom62]

The text on that last picture reminded me of something I did to my wife last night  :wink: .

[lafilip]

"DON'T LET WORRIES KILL YOU LET THE CHURCH HELP."

Even if I did go to church I would stay away from this one! :wink:

[SteveS]

The text on that last picture reminded me of something I did to my wife last night

 :oops:

 

[Scrybe]

I can't even imagine being brash enough to write something down and sign God's name after it.  What idiots.