Reasons to be cheerful!

[Guardian85]

I just recieved draft papers. 
Apparently they want me back in green,  as a National Guard reserve.
First meet is in November.

Most people would find this a bit of a drag, but I'm looking forward to it!

[OldGit]

Congratulations!

[Magdalena]

Well done Arturo!

(Don't party too hard)

Did I hear you say, party?


I did hear the word, party!

[Tank]

I just recieved draft papers. 
Apparently they want me back in green,  as a National Guard reserve.
First meet is in November.

Most people would find this a bit of a drag, but I'm looking forward to it!

That was unexpected!

[Davin]

Well done Arturo!

(Don't party too hard)

Did I hear you say, party?


I did hear the word, party!

[Tom62]

I just recieved draft papers. 
Apparently they want me back in green,  as a National Guard reserve.
First meet is in November.

Most people would find this a bit of a drag, but I'm looking forward to it!

Maybe they want you to stop the Muslim invasion

[Davin]

Or they are preparing for the Trump wars.

[Arturo]

Or they are preparing for the Trump wars.

The fact that even happened has me concerned.

[Tom62]

Or they are preparing for the Trump wars.

He is in Germany right now, I could ask some friends of mine to make him disappear  .
On the other hand then you are stuck with Mike Pence  .

[Davin]

Or they are preparing for the Trump wars.

He is in Germany right now, I could ask some friends of mine to make him disappear  .
On the other had then you are stuck with Mike Pence  .

Even worse, he could become a martyr and then we have to deal with that nightmare. And it's not like Pence, Ryan, and Turtle keep will stop doing bad things just because their useful idiot disappeared.

In my optimistic, idealistic vision, he gets shown to have colluded with Russia, then gets impeached, while at the same time, Republicans are voted out of control of the house and senate.

Not exactly a happy ending, but maybe hopefully a bit better than the present.

[Guardian85]

I just recieved draft papers. 
Apparently they want me back in green,  as a National Guard reserve.
First meet is in November.

Most people would find this a bit of a drag, but I'm looking forward to it!

That was unexpected!

Not really. A lot of people who were drafted in their youth are expected to participate in infrequent excersises in order to maintain some skills, so as to be able to support the regular military during war or other crisis. Usually local units of the Home Guard are intended to guard important installations and carry out other activities in their local area. The idea being to mobilize a lot of men with training and kit in a short amount of time, and that in-depth local knowledge will serve as a force amplifier.

[xSilverPhinx]

I just recieved draft papers. 
Apparently they want me back in green,  as a National Guard reserve.
First meet is in November.

Most people would find this a bit of a drag, but I'm looking forward to it!

Well, in that case, congrats!

[Magdalena]

Or they are preparing for the Trump wars.

He is in Germany right now, I could ask some friends of mine to make him disappear  .
On the other had then you are stuck with Mike Pence  .

Even worse, he could become a martyr and then we have to deal with that nightmare...

Can you imagine that!? 


We'll have to see his face on every tortilla, on every stain, on every tree trunk for the rest of our lives!!!

[xSilverPhinx]

I just bought 73 books. 

Now I have to sell them.

[xSilverPhinx]

Well done Arturo!

(Don't party too hard)

Did I hear you say, party?


I did hear the word, party!

Till death!