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Started by Tank, June 26, 2010, 03:13:35 PM

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Bad Penny II

Yes but you must of imparted some ancient male knowledge to your son.
I'm glad I didn't have to do that because I'd have had to fake it.
Take my advice, don't listen to me.

Firebird

Quote from: Bad Penny II on May 05, 2016, 03:00:03 PM
I'm entirely ignorant of this, was the fear appropriate or has free enterprise got itself a new thing?
Good question. My mother claims the latter :)
"Great, replace one book about an abusive, needy asshole with another." - Will (moderator) on replacing hotel Bibles with "Fifty Shades of Grey"

Biggus Dickus

On my way to work this morning I stopped at my regular coffee shop for cup o' joe, and there was a small group of retirees sitting having coffee together.
These gentlemen are at the shop quite often, and I have spoken to them numerous times, they are very kind and polite, funny and well liked in the shop.

This morning one of the three gents was discussing apps for the iPhone, and was explaining how you go about downloading these from the Appstore. Apparently one of the other guys just got a new iPhone and wasn't that familiar with it.

After listening to his friend he said, "Okay so I have to go to the Apple Store and get this app? Well it will have to wait because I don't have the time to drive all the way out there" (We don't have an Apple Store very close to our neighborhood)

The first guy said, "No, not the Apple Store, the AppStore".

"Well', said the second guy, "Is this App Store closer to us than the Apple Store?"

At this point I laughed, along with the other two guys and the first guy said to me, "See what I have to go through, he'll be calling me at all hours trying to figure this phone out"..."You big dummy, the AppStore is on your phone, here let me show you again".

This had me smiling all morning, reminded me of that commercial with the woman who has pictures taped to the actual wall in her house because she thinks that's how Facebook works, have you seen it?

And at the end she tells her friend, "I unfriend you" and the other lady says, "But that's not how it works, it's not how any of this works".
;D
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Magdalena

That's a nice story, Bruno:shifty:
Now I must confess. This is so embarrassing.  :-[ I have never owned a cell phone.  :shifty:
I've seen them from far away, and I've touched them...they're soooo smooth.  :grin: ...But I've never actually owned one. I barely graduated to a microwave. It's embarrassing to share this with all of you, but at the same time, it's sooooo liberating!
Oh, why the hell not?! I still watch movies on my VCR!!! Yes, I do! ;D
You know what that means, right? If I don't have a cell phone....I still use, "A little Black Book!" That's right, I do!  :lol:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Buddy

Oh boy I don't know what I would do without my phone. Between that and my iPad I haven't touched a desktop computer in months.
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Claireliontamer

Quote from: Magdalena on May 07, 2016, 05:38:51 AM
That's a nice story, Bruno:shifty:
Now I must confess. This is so embarrassing.  :-[ I have never owned a cell phone.  :shifty:
I've seen them from far away, and I've touched them...they're soooo smooth.  :grin: ...But I've never actually owned one. I barely graduated to a microwave. It's embarrassing to share this with all of you, but at the same time, it's sooooo liberating!
Oh, why the hell not?! I still watch movies on my VCR!!! Yes, I do! ;D
You know what that means, right? If I don't have a cell phone....I still use, "A little Black Book!" That's right, I do!  :lol:

You should buy one with a limited data package, then your opinion on gifs may change ;)

Magdalena

Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 07, 2016, 09:09:02 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on May 07, 2016, 05:38:51 AM
That's a nice story, Bruno:shifty:
Now I must confess. This is so embarrassing.  :-[ I have never owned a cell phone.  :shifty:
I've seen them from far away, and I've touched them...they're soooo smooth.  :grin: ...But I've never actually owned one. I barely graduated to a microwave. It's embarrassing to share this with all of you, but at the same time, it's sooooo liberating!
Oh, why the hell not?! I still watch movies on my VCR!!! Yes, I do! ;D
You know what that means, right? If I don't have a cell phone....I still use, "A little Black Book!" That's right, I do!  :lol:

You should buy one with a limited data package, then your opinion on gifs may change ;)

Even if I stopped posting gifs today, everyone else ( Davin, Bruno, Budhorse4, Apathy, even Tank and Crow, etc) would continue to post them, so your problem wouldn't be solved.  :(

I would also like to see people stop doing some things in the world, but I don't think that's not gonna happen.

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Buddy

I do try to limit my use in respect for other people. I also have a limited data plan (plus I share with 3 other people) on my phone, so I can see how annoying it is. I just like gifs because it's a good way to show tone in the text, which is something that I struggle with sometimes.
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Magdalena

I think Davin, Bruno and I have 'toned-it-down' a little bit, but then Apathy came, and it just went downhill from there--again.  ::)

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Buddy

Yeah I tend to forget a lot, especially when I've been on tumblr a lot which uses gifs like punctuation.
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Magdalena

Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 08, 2016, 02:49:17 AM
Yeah I tend to forget a lot, especially when I've been on tumblr a lot which uses gifs like punctuation.
Oh! My! God!
I want to go there!!!
Where is that!?
I am dying to post a gif right now. But I won't.  :haironfire:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Biggus Dickus

Quote from: Magdalena on May 07, 2016, 05:38:51 AM
That's a nice story, Bruno:shifty:
Now I must confess. This is so embarrassing.  :-[ I have never owned a cell phone.  :shifty:
I've seen them from far away, and I've touched them...they're soooo smooth.  :grin: ...But I've never actually owned one. I barely graduated to a microwave. It's embarrassing to share this with all of you, but at the same time, it's sooooo liberating!
Oh, why the hell not?! I still watch movies on my VCR!!! Yes, I do! ;D
You know what that means, right? If I don't have a cell phone....I still use, "A little Black Book!" That's right, I do!  :lol:

I find it absolutely amazing to find out you don't have a cell phone, nor have never owned one. I mean this is even more amazing than when someone you really know admits to you that they never watched the Godfather before, or even stranger a guy I know in his mid-senenties has never, not even one fucking time tasted coffee....how is that even possible?

Butt even that is not as bizarre as Magdalena not owning a cell phone...sorta makes my ban of you yesterday, you know the "Back in My Day Ban" even more relevant.

By the way Magdalena do you use a rotary phone at home? ;D
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Magdalena

Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on May 08, 2016, 03:01:31 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on May 07, 2016, 05:38:51 AM
That's a nice story, Bruno:shifty:
Now I must confess. This is so embarrassing.  :-[ I have never owned a cell phone.  :shifty:
I've seen them from far away, and I've touched them...they're soooo smooth.  :grin: ...But I've never actually owned one. I barely graduated to a microwave. It's embarrassing to share this with all of you, but at the same time, it's sooooo liberating!
Oh, why the hell not?! I still watch movies on my VCR!!! Yes, I do! ;D
You know what that means, right? If I don't have a cell phone....I still use, "A little Black Book!" That's right, I do!  :lol:

I find it absolutely amazing to find out you don't have a cell phone, nor have never owned one. I mean this is even more amazing than when someone you really know admits to you that they never watched the Godfather before, or even stranger a guy I know in his mid-senenties has never, not even one fucking time tasted coffee....how is that even possible?

Butt even that is not as bizarre as Magdalena not owning a cell phone...sorta makes my ban of you yesterday, you know the "Back in My Day Ban" even more relevant.

By the way Magdalena do you use a rotary phone at home? ;D
:lol:
Sorry, I know, a 'cheap' gif.

Anyways, yes, that's why your post yesterday made me nervous.  :shifty: :grin:
I already told you about the vacuum, so as you can see, I'm not lying.
I don't have a rotary phone, but I do pay for a 'home phone.' Some people find that strange.  :scratch:


"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Buddy

Quote from: Magdalena on May 08, 2016, 02:58:08 AM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 08, 2016, 02:49:17 AM
Yeah I tend to forget a lot, especially when I've been on tumblr a lot which uses gifs like punctuation.
Oh! My! God!
I want to go there!!!
Where is that!?
I am dying to post a gif right now. But I won't.  :haironfire:
www.tumblr.com for all your gif, picture, fandom, and porn blog needs. I don't look at porn but for some reason a lot of them follow me??
budhorse4.tumblr.com. Be warned, it's mostly dumb memes  ;D
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Magdalena


"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant