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Reasons to be cheerful!

Started by Tank, June 26, 2010, 03:13:35 PM

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Sandra Craft

Quote from: Insoluble on January 13, 2016, 01:03:24 PM
Rupert and Jerry.
Who'd of thought?

I thought he was already married.
Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany

Icarus

Rupert is 84 and Jerry is 59.  :o

xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Biggus Dickus

"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


OldGit

BUSINESS NEWS:

Shares in Viagra have risen by 63% on the news of the forthcoming marraige of Rupert Muckdog to some old cougar.  Mr Muckdog is 104.

Insoluble

Quote from: OldGit on January 14, 2016, 11:07:25 AM
BUSINESS NEWS:

Shares in Viagra have risen by 63% on the news of the forthcoming marraige of Rupert Muckdog to some old cougar.  Mr Muckdog is 104.

There is the definition for cougar, it has to do with older preferring younger.
I simply won't put up with you corrupting another word, making it useless.
The porn industry and hence the internet and the world economy rely on it.
I'm happy, hope you're happy too

Buddy

If there is one good thing about the area I live in its that the fuel prices are generally lower than surrounding areas. Gas was $1.80 a gallon this morning and I was able to fill up the Jeep for less than 20 dollars.  ;D
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Davin

I got a new machine from work. This box is a laptop, but more powerful than the desktop I was using. Just finished setting it up and transferring stuff over. I won't have to work from home any more than I was before (almost never), but now when I go to meetings I can get some more work done.
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

Asmodean Prime


Essie Mae

What could the stunning youthful-looking  Jerry H see in the old, looks-his-age, grizzled billonaire Rupert M?
Hell is empty and all the devils are here. Wm Shakespeare


Icarus

Essie, I think that you may have answered your own question with the use of the word; Billionaire. 

Asmodean

 :o

Are you suggesting that someone is screwing someone else for the billions? Hookers, they are cheaper than that and generally do not require a commitment.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
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wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Insoluble

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Quote from: Essie Mae on January 14, 2016, 11:47:47 PM
What could the stunning youthful-looking  Jerry H see in the old, looks-his-age, grizzled billonaire Rupert M?

And clever, I've heard her interviewed on a radio arts program, she's with it.
I don't know her financial position, I'd expect she'd have at least 20 mil, maybe a lot more.
Perhaps she's skint, or just enjoys the mega rich lifestyle.
You may be you're underestimating Rupert's raw appeal though, he is an Oztralian after all.
I'm happy, hope you're happy too